[First Unnecessarily Invasive Experiment] - ENTER MAO

[no_dad_no]

So this is what it's like to be a cameo, is it? They say nothing ever adequately prepares you, but "they" obviously didn't bring their Hojo Junior Home Lobotomy Kit™! Yes, I'd like to download your content... into a jar, muwahahaha

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad]

You don't make a lot of sense.

[no_dad_no]

It can't be helped if my genius is beyond your scope.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Or, you're using a lot of words that I don't have the right context to understand. Prinnie, for example. What the heck is a prinnie?

[no_dad_no]

Cheap, expendable labor, running semi-efficiently on the recycled souls of human corpses.

[immolationbitch]

I'd say you sound crazy, but you're honestly par-for-course for this place so far.

[no_dad_no]

Lady, my course is so far under par that even the mole people can't find my golf balls.

[immolationbitch]

Hahahaha, boy, I think you've got a few screws loose! I like that!

[no_dad_no]

I'll accept that backhanded compliment for now, particularly if you can tell me what's going on.

[overlordinate]

New main--you're right! Damn! I almost forgot... I've gotta go find them. Imagine the kind of spotlight they could get for killing Baal within the storyline... unforgivable!

[no_dad_no]

Exactly! And that's why I'M going to find and defeat them.

[overlordinate]

Alright, fair enough. You find them, I'll beat them.

[no_dad_no]

Excellent. You beat them and I'll beat Baal.

[jump_isforkids]

...

This kid is hilarious.

[no_dad_no]

I'm going to do you the favor of assuming you're not talking about me.

[jump_isforkids]

Of course I'm not.

So, either you're from around here, or you just showed up here like my pal and me. You still seem to know what you're talking about. What do you say, enlighten me? What do you know about this place?

[no_dad_no]

Am I wearing a button that says, "Hi! Ask me about the Netherworld!"? Because the last time I checked, I wasn't standing behind an information booth.

[idkmybffscience]

Junior Home Lobotomy Kit™?

I think I saw one of those on Ebay! But Lana wouldn't lend me any money to buy it...

[no_dad_no]

You'll never become an honor student that way. If you can't borrow the money, steal it!

[idkmybffscience]

But then I might be called to scientifically investigate the crime. How could I retain scientific objectivity in the case of my own theft?

[no_dad_no]

That's when you forge the evidence!