MEME Time
Finally I stumbled across this one meme-ish thingy that is floating in the communities for ages already.
Actually I should be ashamed of myself it's a 43(+2almost/maybe) from 82 score.
bold = a yes
Matsujuncoloured purple = additions
Signs of an incurable Arashi obsession:
* you were baited by Jun-kun. NO :P
* anything over 49kg is “fat”. Neen Guys eat~plz, won't hurt I promise.
* the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. and than there is Tsubasa…mh.
* you’re forever daydreaming and imagining… about Arashi and you. If Toma would be a member - hell yes.
* you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
* only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. Their beauty is SHINING - always.
* you’re envious of the Arashi FC members. Why so exclusive Q_Q?
* you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. Hell no, never.
* every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. Though the last ones sucked big times, generally a "yes"
* despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. Don't put it like it's a bad thing…
* the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi” just because
* and then the kanji of all the members’ names. Not that I learned them but I will recognize Ohno/Nino's anyways… and Tomas (for the credit)
* when speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”. THIS
* eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. Danger, very Danger.
* when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. Bambis MOM DIES, just say'n
* no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV.
* you want a pet and his name is Momo.
* you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. well I'm on it.
* The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. The Sims is a game I do not play nor will ever.
* the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
* you’ve bought a baby blue DS. Mine is white and malfunctioning
* you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
* you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. Old naughty loveable man <3
* before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life. Well "there is this fanfiction I read…"
* one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. What work?
* you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. God beware.
* no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. Never ending sto~ry ♪
* you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. It's educating!
* your friends can put names to faces. Not that they had a choice to begin with.
* when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members. Do people really do this kind of things when there is Toma?
* you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive. This a lot.
* spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. …or a single/magazine/DVD, right?
* there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… it's Oh-chan being bored and molesting my harddrive
* your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
* your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. Tooth Truth <3
* Aiba has the best English in all of Japan. But never underestimate the Engrish power of Ohmiya.
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
* when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. They have other songs?
* when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus… unconsciously
* you’ve been jealous of animals.
* you read “asahi” as “arashi”. Or misread/spell my own nickname…
* the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! In the world! Toma biased.
* short guys is DEFINITELY okay ~
* guys with bad skin is okay too ~
* guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too ~ awkward still.
* Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno.
* sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
* therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
* Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. NO.
* you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
* you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
* sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. Or just dumb, still in consideration.
* you started off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
* you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. Part of it… always wanted never went, forgot about it and then Arashi came.
* you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”. Where I live this is highly possible.
* when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask whether they know Arashi. o_o No.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
* the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho. It's still gay.
* neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
* when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.” ~
* now your parents also know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
* gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
* have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. I'm afraid of my reputation.
* when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
* like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation. This, THIS!
* fancams are heaven sent.
* you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy. because it's faster than my shippment…
* you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Isn't much of a surprise anymore.
* you are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
* you have gone down the list of “requirements for Arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. NO.
* Guys who paint their nails are okay.
* Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you. Not that their clothes are things I'm envious for…
* Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
* You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. And Kanjani8 and NEWS and TOKIO and RIP SLYME (not Johnny's thanks god…) and…
* You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
* The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s. And Kanjani8 and NEWS and TOKIO and RIP SLYME and…
* Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”. This I will try.
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. Still amazed how Ohno is able to pull that off B)
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun. :C!
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now. Never was.
Dear Orgy: Do it Nee-san, DO IT!
Actually I should be ashamed of myself it's a 43(+2almost/maybe) from 82 score.
bold = a yes
Matsujuncoloured purple = additions
Signs of an incurable Arashi obsession:
* you were baited by Jun-kun. NO :P
* anything over 49kg is “fat”. Neen Guys eat~plz, won't hurt I promise.
* the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. and than there is Tsubasa…mh.
* you’re forever daydreaming and imagining… about Arashi and you. If Toma would be a member - hell yes.
* you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
* only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. Their beauty is SHINING - always.
* you’re envious of the Arashi FC members. Why so exclusive Q_Q?
* you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. Hell no, never.
* every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. Though the last ones sucked big times, generally a "yes"
* despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. Don't put it like it's a bad thing…
* the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi” just because
* and then the kanji of all the members’ names. Not that I learned them but I will recognize Ohno/Nino's anyways… and Tomas (for the credit)
* when speaking Japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”. THIS
* eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. Danger, very Danger.
* when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. Bambis MOM DIES, just say'n
* no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV.
* you want a pet and his name is Momo.
* you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. well I'm on it.
* The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. The Sims is a game I do not play nor will ever.
* the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
* you’ve bought a baby blue DS. Mine is white and malfunctioning
* you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
* you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. Old naughty loveable man <3
* before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life. Well "there is this fanfiction I read…"
* one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. What work?
* you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. God beware.
* no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. Never ending sto~ry ♪
* you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. It's educating!
* your friends can put names to faces. Not that they had a choice to begin with.
* when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members. Do people really do this kind of things when there is Toma?
* you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive. This a lot.
* spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. …or a single/magazine/DVD, right?
* there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… it's Oh-chan being bored and molesting my harddrive
* your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
* your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. Tooth Truth <3
* Aiba has the best English in all of Japan. But never underestimate the Engrish power of Ohmiya.
* December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
* when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. They have other songs?
* when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus… unconsciously
* you’ve been jealous of animals.
* you read “asahi” as “arashi”. Or misread/spell my own nickname…
* the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! In the world! Toma biased.
* short guys is DEFINITELY okay ~
* guys with bad skin is okay too ~
* guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too ~ awkward still.
* Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno.
* sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
* therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
* Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. NO.
* you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
* you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
* sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. Or just dumb, still in consideration.
* you started off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
* you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. Part of it… always wanted never went, forgot about it and then Arashi came.
* you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”. Where I live this is highly possible.
* when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask whether they know Arashi. o_o No.
* Nino should be a professional song writer.
* the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho. It's still gay.
* neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
* when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.” ~
* now your parents also know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
* gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
* have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. I'm afraid of my reputation.
* when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
* like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
* like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation. This, THIS!
* fancams are heaven sent.
* you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy. because it's faster than my shippment…
* you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
* many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Isn't much of a surprise anymore.
* you are envious of people like Inoue Mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
* you have gone down the list of “requirements for Arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. NO.
* Guys who paint their nails are okay.
* Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you. Not that their clothes are things I'm envious for…
* Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
* You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. And Kanjani8 and NEWS and TOKIO and RIP SLYME (not Johnny's thanks god…) and…
* You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
* The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s. And Kanjani8 and NEWS and TOKIO and RIP SLYME and…
* Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”. This I will try.
* Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. Still amazed how Ohno is able to pull that off B)
* You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun. :C!
* Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now. Never was.
Dear Orgy: Do it Nee-san, DO IT!