Comments | no_defender: 4 ~ The Unfortunate Man and the Fortunate Cookies

no_defender

4 ~ The Unfortunate Man and the Fortunate Cookies

Sep 15, 2010 19:06

The first time I ate a fortune cookie--not today--I didn't know what it was, so I found the tiny piece of paper very surprising. As in its presence, not its content. Anyway, I know I probably shouldn't just eat things the fall from nowhere onto my head, but something possessed me to do so anyway.

Today's fortune cookie said: You are still hungry ( Read more... )

damn cookie mind your own business, curse: affected, fortune cookie madness

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whattingawhat September 16 2010, 00:35:12 UTC

Maybe you should try some actual food? Chinese even.

no_defender September 16 2010, 00:51:23 UTC

Well, now that I ate the second cookie, normal food is being...normal.

I'll be perfectly happy if I never see Chinese food ever again.

whattingawhat September 16 2010, 01:11:25 UTC

Not really fair to the Chinese food is it?

no_defender September 16 2010, 01:13:44 UTC

It's not even these stupid cookies, I've just been ordering takeout too often.

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[Voice] alexis_castle September 16 2010, 02:00:26 UTC

That fortune cookie would have made me laugh... while I ate another fortune cookie.

I have a strange sense of humor.

[Voice] no_defender September 16 2010, 02:11:43 UTC

I should have just listened to the cookie.

[Voice] alexis_castle September 16 2010, 02:29:55 UTC

You still can. Still hungry?

[Voice] no_defender September 16 2010, 02:37:51 UTC

Not anymore. And I definitely don't want anymore fortunes.

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sings4dragons September 16 2010, 02:39:04 UTC

The cookies seem to be a bit pointless, but they're funny.

no_defender September 16 2010, 03:39:22 UTC

It's seems like they're causing trouble for some people. Mine were relatively harmless at least.

sings4dragons September 16 2010, 03:42:07 UTC

Perhaps they're just bringing up bad thoughts. Mine have been silly at best, especially after someone told me to add 'in bed' to them.

no_defender September 17 2010, 01:12:35 UTC

I'll have to remember that. Although, in this case, adding "in bed" doesn't make it sound anymore salacious, just messy. I wouldn't want crumbs in my bed.

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mothinabath September 16 2010, 02:49:52 UTC

So far as fortunes go, that is rather odd. How would it even know if you were hungry or not?

no_defender September 16 2010, 03:38:37 UTC

Maybe it made me hungry with its strange cookie powers. I have no idea what it even makes sense for things to be able to do here.

mothinabath September 16 2010, 03:41:31 UTC

And this is why you should never open a fortune cookie. You never know what your fortune might tell you.

no_defender September 16 2010, 22:27:26 UTC

Well, I'm sure a regular fortune cookie is nothing to be concerned with.

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