OOC Log: The Artist And The Confused.
Who: Rukia and Kira. no_emo_in_third and astraystar.
What: A random evening conversation.
Where: The Bloody Bunny.
When: Evening, September 3.
Rating/warnings: PG-13, for suggestiveness, crack and mentions of sex.
Rukia says:
.... *running with scissors* Where is my notebook!?!
Kira says:
Kuchiki-san, be careful! *Frantic* And I haven't seen your notebook.
Rukia says:
Have you heard it at least?
Kira says:
A notebook? It's just a book full of papers, isn't it?
Rukia says:
Just because it's full of papers does not mean it has no feelings!
Kira says:
*sighs* It's paper, Kuchiki-san. It's not capable of feeling.
Rukia says:
That's harsh. I don't blame it for not confiding in your ever.
Kira says:
...I'm really confused. How can a notebook think?
Rukia says:
How can it not think?
Kira says:
It's paper. Unless I'm very mistaken, paper is not capable of intelligent thought. And even if the tree it came from was, it wouldn't be able to after all the processing it went through.
Rukia says:
Every rock, every tree has a spirit, has a name. Or something like that.
Kira says:
You sound like you've been watching one too many movies.
Kira says:
Has it ever shown you any sign of being able to think or feel?
Rukia says:
Yes.
Rukia says:
On a daily basis.
Rukia says:
You've got to understand, Kira-san, I am an arist.
Rukia says:
I don't just draw, I create life.
Kira says:
How does it show you? I-I know that you're an artist, but isn't that taking things a little far?
Rukia says:
To truly understand is to live the life I lead and even then it won't guarantee you'll be able to understand.
Kira says:
What do you mean by that?
Rukia says:
Listen with your heart. You will understand.
Kira says:
...*pauses* It seems to be beating normally. That's all I hear.
Rukia says:
-.-
Rukia says:
I didn't mean it literally!!
Kira says:
...Oh.
Rukia says:
I'm bringing it to life.
Kira says:
...*sighs, and hangs his head. He's wondering if she needs medical assistance for her issues* Alright, Kuchiki-san, it's about bringing it to life. And I'm sure that your art has a certain... Lifelike feel to it, especially since you drew it.
Rukia says:
*thumbs up* I think you're beginning to understand.
Kira says:
I still haven't seen your notebook, though. I do have some paper, if you want to draw something.
Rukia says:
*totally just toying with him now* I'd much prefer my notebook to your paper since my paper hasn't been tainted by unbelieving hands like yours.
Kira says:
*He's not sure how he manages not to roll his eyes at her.* Well, you can go looking for you own, then.
Rukia says:
You didn't steal my notebook out of jealous, right?
Rukia says:
It's okay if you did, Kira-san, I would forgive you.
Kira says:
No, I didn't. I have my own, which is blissfully tainted by my non-beliving hands, and almost full of sketches and poetry. Your notebook isn't needed.
...Do you really think that I would steal from you? I'm hurt. I thought that you knew me better than that.
Rukia says:
Forgive me for being impetuous. I do know you but you do hang out with a certain ruffian and it is hard not to allow associations with Renji bias my opinion of you.
Kira says:
...What? How could you think that? You're closer to him than I am, but I don't let it bias my opinion of you!
Rukia says:
Renji and I are not as close as you think. *LIES TOTAL LIES*
Kira says:
You're closer to him than anyone else is.
Rukia says:
That is simple one opinion.
Rukia says:
*simply
Kira says:
You're just trying to talk me in circles, I swear.
Rukia says:
If you feel that way, then that is the way you feel.
Kira says:
...*totally frustrated with her* Are you going to go look for your notebook now? I'm sure that it misses you, since it thinks and has feelings.
Rukia says:
I didn't think of that! My poor notebook!
Kira says:
Do you remember where you had it last?
Rukia says:
...
.....
*IS THINKING KTHANXBAI*
........
No.
Kira says:
...That makes things difficult. Let's see... If you were about to create art, where would be the best place to sit and draw?
Rukia says:
I know that one!! Renji's face!!
Rukia says:
*gets out a permanent marker*
Rukia says:
Let's make him into Santa Claus!
Kira says:
I was thinking a part of the ship... *Stares* What, Renji? Do you think he'd actually allow that?
Rukia says:
Of course! But he only "allows" me to do it while he's sleeping.
Kira says:
Is he angry with you when he wakes up?
Rukia says:
No...
Rukia says:
But I'm not around when he wakes up.
Kira says:
Fine. But only if you can make sure that we aren't around when he wakes up.
Rukia says:
Eh? If he gets really angry, you can do what I do.
Kira says:
What do you do?
Rukia says:
Take off my clothes.
Kira says:
...*His cheeks are incredibly pink right now* I don't think that would work in my favor.
Rukia says:
Who knows what that fruitcake really likes...
Rukia says:
>_>
Kira says:
I think that he prefers women.
Rukia says:
You think so? I think he prefers masochism but I guess that's just one opinion...
Kira says:
What?! I-I'm not sure that this is something that should be discussed so casually! It's just not right!
Rukia says:
Oh come on, Kira. We all know Renji likes ***** and ******.
Kira says:
I really don't need to be hearing this!
Rukia says:
Sometimes he likes ******* ***** and ****** *********.
Kira says:
I think I'm going to be scarred for life. I really did not need those mental images! I... Ugh. *looks really disturbed*
Rukia says:
You've never ****************?
Kira says:
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T! And if I had, I wouldn't tell anyone. It's just not something that you speak about!
Rukia says:
Hn. >_>
Rukia says:
*coughprudecough*
Kira says:
I am not a prude! I just know what's proper to speak about, and what's not!
Rukia says:
It's not like I'm really speaking about them. Do you see how I'm censored?
****** ********* and ********* ***** a ******** to ******** in the *********.
Kira says:
...*nearly faints, he's got an active imagination*
Rukia says:
...
Rukia says:
So you I take it you haven't ****************************************** either.
Kira says:
Can we not talk about that one?
Rukia says:
Fine. Sheesh, and they say women are the prudes.
Kira says:
I'm not a prude at all! I'm a healthy adult, just one that doesn't like speaking casually about depraved sex acts!
Rukia says:
Everyone tries it at least once, Kira.
Kira says:
What are you talking about?
Rukia says:
I'd recommend stretching a bit before diving in.
Kira says:
...*has the wrong idea at stretching, but diving? What were they even talking about at this point?* Kuchiki-san? Are we talking about sex, or swimming?
Rukia says:
What else would we be talking about?!
Kira says:
At this point, I'm so confused that I don't know. That's why I asked.
Rukia says:
Hn.
Rukia says:
Well, I don't know either.
Kira says:
I suppose that means that we should change the subject.
Rukia says:
I have an idea! Let's write "balls" on Renji's forehead before he wakes up from his nap!
Kira says:
Balls?
Rukia says:
Yes. I saw him playing in a ball pit once.
Kira says:
...Really?
Rukia says:
Yes.
Kira says:
That's kind of funny to imagine.
Rukia says:
Is it?
Kira says:
It is to me, at least. Usually only children play in those, right?
Rukia says:
Oh yes. He was thrashing about wildly...
Kira says:
If you want to write that on his face, fine. But we could go looking for your notebook instead.
Rukia says:
Hm, between writing on Renji's forehead and finding my notebook, I'd rather write "balls" on his forehead.
Kira says:
...I'd rather not upset him.
Rukia says:
Do you fear Renji?
Kira says:
No, I owe him.
Rukia says:
Owe him?
Kira says:
I promised him that I'd pay him back, for getting me off of that horrid island. I still have bad dreams about that mountain...
Rukia says:
You can pay him back by ******* his ****.
Kira says:
What?! I couldn't, and he wouldn't, and... *blushing madly, totally horrified*
Rukia says:
What? I just suggested ******* his ****. It's really dirty.
Kira says:
I don't think he'd appriciate that at all. It's not really a valid method of payment for me.
Rukia says:
*dejected sigh* I suppose I'll have to do it. I better get started before his **** really stinks up the place...
Rukia says:
Bye Kira-san.
Kira says:
...Goodbye, Kuchiki-san. If I find you notebook, I'll let you know. *wonders if they've been talking about the same thing at all*
What: A random evening conversation.
Where: The Bloody Bunny.
When: Evening, September 3.
Rating/warnings: PG-13, for suggestiveness, crack and mentions of sex.
Rukia says:
.... *running with scissors* Where is my notebook!?!
Kira says:
Kuchiki-san, be careful! *Frantic* And I haven't seen your notebook.
Rukia says:
Have you heard it at least?
Kira says:
A notebook? It's just a book full of papers, isn't it?
Rukia says:
Just because it's full of papers does not mean it has no feelings!
Kira says:
*sighs* It's paper, Kuchiki-san. It's not capable of feeling.
Rukia says:
That's harsh. I don't blame it for not confiding in your ever.
Kira says:
...I'm really confused. How can a notebook think?
Rukia says:
How can it not think?
Kira says:
It's paper. Unless I'm very mistaken, paper is not capable of intelligent thought. And even if the tree it came from was, it wouldn't be able to after all the processing it went through.
Rukia says:
Every rock, every tree has a spirit, has a name. Or something like that.
Kira says:
You sound like you've been watching one too many movies.
Kira says:
Has it ever shown you any sign of being able to think or feel?
Rukia says:
Yes.
Rukia says:
On a daily basis.
Rukia says:
You've got to understand, Kira-san, I am an arist.
Rukia says:
I don't just draw, I create life.
Kira says:
How does it show you? I-I know that you're an artist, but isn't that taking things a little far?
Rukia says:
To truly understand is to live the life I lead and even then it won't guarantee you'll be able to understand.
Kira says:
What do you mean by that?
Rukia says:
Listen with your heart. You will understand.
Kira says:
...*pauses* It seems to be beating normally. That's all I hear.
Rukia says:
-.-
Rukia says:
I didn't mean it literally!!
Kira says:
...Oh.
Rukia says:
I'm bringing it to life.
Kira says:
...*sighs, and hangs his head. He's wondering if she needs medical assistance for her issues* Alright, Kuchiki-san, it's about bringing it to life. And I'm sure that your art has a certain... Lifelike feel to it, especially since you drew it.
Rukia says:
*thumbs up* I think you're beginning to understand.
Kira says:
I still haven't seen your notebook, though. I do have some paper, if you want to draw something.
Rukia says:
*totally just toying with him now* I'd much prefer my notebook to your paper since my paper hasn't been tainted by unbelieving hands like yours.
Kira says:
*He's not sure how he manages not to roll his eyes at her.* Well, you can go looking for you own, then.
Rukia says:
You didn't steal my notebook out of jealous, right?
Rukia says:
It's okay if you did, Kira-san, I would forgive you.
Kira says:
No, I didn't. I have my own, which is blissfully tainted by my non-beliving hands, and almost full of sketches and poetry. Your notebook isn't needed.
...Do you really think that I would steal from you? I'm hurt. I thought that you knew me better than that.
Rukia says:
Forgive me for being impetuous. I do know you but you do hang out with a certain ruffian and it is hard not to allow associations with Renji bias my opinion of you.
Kira says:
...What? How could you think that? You're closer to him than I am, but I don't let it bias my opinion of you!
Rukia says:
Renji and I are not as close as you think. *LIES TOTAL LIES*
Kira says:
You're closer to him than anyone else is.
Rukia says:
That is simple one opinion.
Rukia says:
*simply
Kira says:
You're just trying to talk me in circles, I swear.
Rukia says:
If you feel that way, then that is the way you feel.
Kira says:
...*totally frustrated with her* Are you going to go look for your notebook now? I'm sure that it misses you, since it thinks and has feelings.
Rukia says:
I didn't think of that! My poor notebook!
Kira says:
Do you remember where you had it last?
Rukia says:
...
.....
*IS THINKING KTHANXBAI*
........
No.
Kira says:
...That makes things difficult. Let's see... If you were about to create art, where would be the best place to sit and draw?
Rukia says:
I know that one!! Renji's face!!
Rukia says:
*gets out a permanent marker*
Rukia says:
Let's make him into Santa Claus!
Kira says:
I was thinking a part of the ship... *Stares* What, Renji? Do you think he'd actually allow that?
Rukia says:
Of course! But he only "allows" me to do it while he's sleeping.
Kira says:
Is he angry with you when he wakes up?
Rukia says:
No...
Rukia says:
But I'm not around when he wakes up.
Kira says:
Fine. But only if you can make sure that we aren't around when he wakes up.
Rukia says:
Eh? If he gets really angry, you can do what I do.
Kira says:
What do you do?
Rukia says:
Take off my clothes.
Kira says:
...*His cheeks are incredibly pink right now* I don't think that would work in my favor.
Rukia says:
Who knows what that fruitcake really likes...
Rukia says:
>_>
Kira says:
I think that he prefers women.
Rukia says:
You think so? I think he prefers masochism but I guess that's just one opinion...
Kira says:
What?! I-I'm not sure that this is something that should be discussed so casually! It's just not right!
Rukia says:
Oh come on, Kira. We all know Renji likes ***** and ******.
Kira says:
I really don't need to be hearing this!
Rukia says:
Sometimes he likes ******* ***** and ****** *********.
Kira says:
I think I'm going to be scarred for life. I really did not need those mental images! I... Ugh. *looks really disturbed*
Rukia says:
You've never ****************?
Kira says:
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T! And if I had, I wouldn't tell anyone. It's just not something that you speak about!
Rukia says:
Hn. >_>
Rukia says:
*coughprudecough*
Kira says:
I am not a prude! I just know what's proper to speak about, and what's not!
Rukia says:
It's not like I'm really speaking about them. Do you see how I'm censored?
****** ********* and ********* ***** a ******** to ******** in the *********.
Kira says:
...*nearly faints, he's got an active imagination*
Rukia says:
...
Rukia says:
So you I take it you haven't ****************************************** either.
Kira says:
Can we not talk about that one?
Rukia says:
Fine. Sheesh, and they say women are the prudes.
Kira says:
I'm not a prude at all! I'm a healthy adult, just one that doesn't like speaking casually about depraved sex acts!
Rukia says:
Everyone tries it at least once, Kira.
Kira says:
What are you talking about?
Rukia says:
I'd recommend stretching a bit before diving in.
Kira says:
...*has the wrong idea at stretching, but diving? What were they even talking about at this point?* Kuchiki-san? Are we talking about sex, or swimming?
Rukia says:
What else would we be talking about?!
Kira says:
At this point, I'm so confused that I don't know. That's why I asked.
Rukia says:
Hn.
Rukia says:
Well, I don't know either.
Kira says:
I suppose that means that we should change the subject.
Rukia says:
I have an idea! Let's write "balls" on Renji's forehead before he wakes up from his nap!
Kira says:
Balls?
Rukia says:
Yes. I saw him playing in a ball pit once.
Kira says:
...Really?
Rukia says:
Yes.
Kira says:
That's kind of funny to imagine.
Rukia says:
Is it?
Kira says:
It is to me, at least. Usually only children play in those, right?
Rukia says:
Oh yes. He was thrashing about wildly...
Kira says:
If you want to write that on his face, fine. But we could go looking for your notebook instead.
Rukia says:
Hm, between writing on Renji's forehead and finding my notebook, I'd rather write "balls" on his forehead.
Kira says:
...I'd rather not upset him.
Rukia says:
Do you fear Renji?
Kira says:
No, I owe him.
Rukia says:
Owe him?
Kira says:
I promised him that I'd pay him back, for getting me off of that horrid island. I still have bad dreams about that mountain...
Rukia says:
You can pay him back by ******* his ****.
Kira says:
What?! I couldn't, and he wouldn't, and... *blushing madly, totally horrified*
Rukia says:
What? I just suggested ******* his ****. It's really dirty.
Kira says:
I don't think he'd appriciate that at all. It's not really a valid method of payment for me.
Rukia says:
*dejected sigh* I suppose I'll have to do it. I better get started before his **** really stinks up the place...
Rukia says:
Bye Kira-san.
Kira says:
...Goodbye, Kuchiki-san. If I find you notebook, I'll let you know. *wonders if they've been talking about the same thing at all*