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[no_homo_bro]

[Well hello, Wonderland. This broadcast brought to you by the ever diligent cameras of ultimate creeping. There's a guy, a kid really as he only looks 16 or 17, grimmacing and on his back in the gardens. He sits up, looking around and obviously confused to it all.] --'d that really happen...ugh

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[eatsyourscience]

[oooookay, hi Kanji.

Since Kanji doesn't seem ready to shut up anytime soon and Souji can see he's in the gardens, he just heads outside to find him.

Not hard, really. Souji lets Kanji's YELLING lead the way.

When he comes within sight of him, he waves and waits for a break in the yelling to speak.]

Kanji.

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[no_homo_bro]

[Hey now, to his credit he has actually made some distance since first so gracefully appearing. You know... Yelling at innocent shrubbery and other equally guilt-free objects. like beeth]

And what the hell are YOU laughing at, you perfectly pruned Hydrangea b---[WAIT UP.]

S-senpai?

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[eatsyourscience]

[A nod. Sup, bro.]

Calm down.

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[no_homo_bro]

[Ah yes, the bro nod. Crisis averted. Only you know, not really.]

Yeah I'm totally calm and stuff. Except for the part where we just got re-kidnapped on our freaking school trip.

[Whiiiiiich the thought is making him angry again. :|]

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[jivitadana]

[So many new arrivals were appearing lately. This one was rather... loud, but understandably so. Someone else from Japan though since they used the term "senpai." Wonderland, what is your fascination with people from Japan in the first place?]

You're in Wonderland. It's real.

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[no_homo_bro]

[Eventually, and I mean EVENTUALLY, Kanji takes a break in his rampant screaming and hears the comm device in the first place--which is in a hedge for some reason...--and decides it might be of interests to talk to the mysterious boy. Why does he remind him of Souji senpai? What a strange feeling...]

Huh?

W-what like, the story with the blonde girl and the rabbit?

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[jivitadana]

[At least the other boy already had a basic idea of the story. Still, it didn't make it any easier to explain his new circumstances.]

A little. It's another world based on it.

[Were all Emperors into fighting or competition of some sort? It must be the way they are.]

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[no_homo_bro]

Is that some kind of joke? I mean, it's a pretty shitty one....am I in a storybook?

[Mun is slightly ashamed for never having made the Emperor=Fighter connection before That is SO RIDICULOUS, Kanji's not actually sure he outright disbelieves it. He is so never going clubbing with Rise again.]

[hamburellakind]

hey
guy
calm down before you make karkat come and try to out angry you
you don't want to get in that fight
you will lose

[no_homo_bro]

dude you saying that i'd lose a fight with a cat?
come say that to my face.

[hamburellakind]

you probably shouldn't call karkat a cat
at least not to his face
you can say it to me and i will laugh
because that's hilarious
but no karkitty is a troll, not an actual kitty
and he is very angry
the angriest
that is why you would lose

[no_homo_bro]

Am i actually supposed to be looking our for some guy named karkitty? thats about all I got from that.

[Because to him that sounds ADORABLE but whatever.]

[itsahotone]

[So unimpressed.]

Do you need a midol?

[no_homo_bro]

[WHOA NOW]

H-huh?!

What? Why the hell...why the hell would I need one of those?

[itsahotone]

Because you seem to be PMSing.

[no_homo_bro]

I'm a dude..!

[vampire_kingxx]

Not a very ingenious plan if you ask me. There are plenty of reasons how that will go wrong.

[ Just have a flat look. He's just so used to people yelling their lungs out. ]

[no_homo_bro]

So? What? Like you've been there done that before? Why the hell should I listen to you anyway?

[vampire_kingxx]

Been there, done that.

I wouldn't say anything if I didn't already have experience with rash behaviour.

How about one being I've been here for threes years?

[ Sorry he's such a jerk face. ]

[no_homo_bro]

Does that make that place over there yours? Shit how do I get out of this garden anyway...

[That last statement is more or less to himself, but he's obviously referring to the mansion. Somehow, all jerkface responses aren't fazing him.]