17. oh hey it's another freaking butcher shop post

[no_indoor_voice]

[You know the drill, folks.

HOWEVER.

Today, Tybalt's in a worse mood than ever. A rather... edgy and anticipatory kind of bad mood.

You can practically hear the tension.]

[tag Mercutio!]

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[ashotajackasany]

[Mercutio strolls up to the butcher shop in a suit because guess who gets a two-hour lunch break. Not that he ever does anything but sit and crumple pieces of paper into balls that he tries to throw into the wastebasket on the other side of the room.

As though he's just there to inspect cold cuts or something he merely winks at the employees.]

[no_indoor_voice]

[FFFF WHY DOES VINCE HAVE TO BE ON BREAK TYBALT WOULD THROW HIM IN THE WAY INSTEAD.

He's just going to POINTEDLY IGNORE Mercutio and hope he goes away, in a display of what passes for optimism where Tybalt is concerned. Don't feed the troll, etc.]

[ashotajackasany]

How strange to see you handling meat.

[SMIRKS, etc.]

[no_indoor_voice]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

Haven't you got somewhere else to be.