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[juilliard_vichy]

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**screw%you**

-->loadorIwillbeatyoutodeathwithmyshoe

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**ha%ha%ha%ha**

**all%your%base%are%belong%to%us**

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[pae]

I had nothing to do with this.

I promise.

It is pretty weird, though.

[juilliard_vichy]

I suppose it is a little difficult for you to see the look of grave suspicion I direct towards you, since I am, at the least, at the other side of Headquarters.

"Pretty weird." Well said, memselle. Although it seems to fall a little flat of the situation.

If it develops neuroses again, I will take a hammer to it. I swear by all the unholy gods.

[mabit]

Ahahaha--

I had nothing to do with it. I most sincerely promise.

However, I did program it to be intelligent, and if it responds to you in the above fashion, I think it's safe for us to assume that I programed it very well indeed, cher.

[juilliard_vichy]

You are so terribly amusing. No. Truly I am laughing. At any rate, it is only as intelligent as you, darling. I shouldn't look at that statement too closely, were I you, then.

(How on earth is a grammatical error "intelligent"? All our base belong to what?)

[mabit]

I can hear the laughter from here, yes.

And on the contrary, it is less intelligent than me; I'd have to work for years to get it up to my caliber. Therefore I can look at the above statement as closely as I like without feeling any horror or shame for my intellect.

(Clearly you've never watched badly translated ancient Japanese dubs, have you. I cry bitter tears for your lack of culture.

Yes. It is culture. Shut up.)

[juilliard_vichy]

I do believe you misinterpreted the statement, darling. I meant that it was demonstrating your usual level of comprehension, especially when you choose not to comprehend.

Where are those saws? I knew I had them about the place.

(... "dubs"?)

[justwingit]

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Ahahahahaha oh god.

Well, gee, that's just a bit, uh, peculiar. Very strange.

[juilliard_vichy]

I would say so, were I not too busy wondering why on earth everyone seems to think this is funny.

[justwingit]

Because all your base are belong to it, man! Duh!

...

I mean, very, very odd. Worrying. Obviously somebody set up us the bomb.

[juilliard_vichy]

Why do I find it unsurprising that this infantile "dub" humour appeals to you as well?

Or that you know about it so intimately? Darling Hayes, have you something to tell me?