As I don't recognise you, I believe I can safely say that you do not.
However, before we get to the niceties of introduction, can you please tell me something about the state of T.H.E.Y.? Templeton is being most unhelpful in that regard.
"Templeton"? I wasn't aware that Owen believed in the concept of a last name basis.
Approximately a year previous, an organisation we got into the habit of referring to as pirates attacked our headquarters, put Meligot and Vonnegh into stasis, and killed a good many agents; just as many disappeared with the shock to the system caused by the temporary incapacitation of the computer. There was a touchy period in which at least one agent was fatally injured every week.
Luckily, we are well past that; Meligot was rejuvenated, we organised an attack on their homeworld in August, destroyed their system, and have been recuperating and attempting to regain our previous mission status ever since, save for a brief detour with a tricky mindwitch, since deceased.
There are a good few previously-retired agents still in our halls, rerecruited in our time of need, and a few new ones, but still only a tiny fraction of our previous number.
Owen Templeton and I have a rather... unique relationship in that aspect, I do admit.
And thank you. That was remarkably concise, as well as mildly horrifying. I assume that I cannot return to headquarters with my handheld model, it being over a year out of date. Frankly, I'm surprised I reached T.H.E.Y. at all. I've only been checking in out of habit and some vague false hope.
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Hello, Benny.
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I'd likewise appreciate a status report.
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Do I have the pleasure of your acquaintance, sir?
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However, before we get to the niceties of introduction, can you please tell me something about the state of T.H.E.Y.? Templeton is being most unhelpful in that regard.
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Approximately a year previous, an organisation we got into the habit of referring to as pirates attacked our headquarters, put Meligot and Vonnegh into stasis, and killed a good many agents; just as many disappeared with the shock to the system caused by the temporary incapacitation of the computer. There was a touchy period in which at least one agent was fatally injured every week.
Luckily, we are well past that; Meligot was rejuvenated, we organised an attack on their homeworld in August, destroyed their system, and have been recuperating and attempting to regain our previous mission status ever since, save for a brief detour with a tricky mindwitch, since deceased.
There are a good few previously-retired agents still in our halls, rerecruited in our time of need, and a few new ones, but still only a tiny fraction of our previous number.
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And thank you. That was remarkably concise, as well as mildly horrifying. I assume that I cannot return to headquarters with my handheld model, it being over a year out of date. Frankly, I'm surprised I reached T.H.E.Y. at all. I've only been checking in out of habit and some vague false hope.
That said: I am Enny East. And you?
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