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[ownsmallvoice]

Attempt ... no idea what number this is. I think I stopped counting when winter ended. Let's see if this works, though.

Anyone around?

-- oh, oh, oh, it's swelling, maybe this one'll work after all.

Comments

[sorrow_nor_fire]

No.

[ownsmallvoice]

That's very convincing.

[wildelyearnest]

Hello~~

[ownsmallvoice]

Hi there.

Has something gone wrong and I've patched through to the wrong system, or are you really part of T.H.E.Y.?

[wildelyearnest]

do you think I ~shouldn't~ be?

[ownsmallvoice]

I honestly have no idea.

Do you think you shouldn't be?

[juilliard_vichy]

How extraordinary.

And here I had thought you devoured by crocodiles.

[ownsmallvoice]

Oh, please, crocodiles are way too ordinary for someone like me. It's alligators all the way.

[juilliard_vichy]

I see your point. Have a talk with Alden; I am sure he could find you llamas.

Still alive, ma petite? And how have you been this past ... year?

[ownsmallvoice]

Ooh, llamas. I like them; they're soft and pettable.

When I last checked, I was, although admittedly I haven't since this morning. I've been ... pretty well, I suppose.

(Plaid is in here. No words for how wonderful that is.)

You?

[mabit]

Dana!

You're all popping up like daisies. I must remember to thank Kai for the latest system patch.

Many of us are around, and this is in fact T.H.E.Y., last I checked, as I am Meligot, last I checked.

[ownsmallvoice]

Meligot!

This is so reassuring you don't even know. Or maybe you do, and I'm making assumptions again.

What happened?

[mabit]

I imagine it's very reassuring indeed, although I'm not sure of the exact level of such.

We were attacked by pirates who hacked the system and attempted to kill us all, is what happened. We're slowly getting everyone back online.

Do you need transport back to headquarters now, or are you still in the middle of mission?

[ownsmallvoice]

Working in television gets tiring, after a while. And I miss my books.

Oh no. I wish I could've helped you guys.

Ummm. Give me an hour maybe?

[justifiesmeans]

Dana. It is good to see you're alive, I have to say.

Would you like a kitten?

[ownsmallvoice]

Owen!

Hiiiii.

Same to you!

[justifiesmeans]

What have you been doing with yourself while you've been away? I became the local mob boss, myself. I would bring you a gift when I get back, but there isn't a terrible lot of plaid in Italy.

[ownsmallvoice]

The thought of you as a mob boss makes me grin. And thank you! It's tragic, but the thought was nice.

I got into the entertainment business, actually.