Realization Strikes

[no_more_script]

It's true, isn't it?
Compared to all of my friends, I'm the "good one who you can take home to mom and dad". Nevermind that I... don't like communicating with mine that much.

...

I'm honestly not sure whether I should be honored or scared.

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[not_that_waltz]

What? Anyone could take me home to their... no, wait, you're right. Parents hate me.

But Joanne might almost be acceptable, if the parents are okay with their daughter bringing girls home.

[no_more_script]

I meant to add that caveat--Joanne might actually be more acceptable. Or Benny, but he's not exactly an elligable bachelor anymore, huh?