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no_mountains

One reason to become Danish

Feb 26, 2010 16:21

[The first thing that you can hear is ...nothing. Denmark would talk, but he's got the feeling of someone who is really hung over, just without the headache, and that makes him slower than usual. Also a lot calmer which comes with the momentary laziness, and the barely awake sleepy state that he's in explains why he hasn't noticed everything being ( Read more... )

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Voice steel_massifail February 26 2010, 15:23:02 UTC

A-are you okay?!

Voice no_mountains February 26 2010, 15:34:36 UTC

IT WILL EAT ME-

[...wait, that isn't Norway. Not Sweden, either. Who else...]

Who are you?

Voice. (Bbl. D:) steel_massifail February 26 2010, 15:48:06 UTC

I'm Steel Massimo.

[[He's totally about to ask what his name is, but... oh, right, more important matters at hand.]]

B-but are you okay?

Voice no_mountains February 26 2010, 15:57:07 UTC

...Are you a ringer?

A GIANT MOTH AND IT WILL EAT ME.

[taking a step back, dangerously close to the edge of the table.]

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thebestnation February 26 2010, 16:25:00 UTC

...What are you screaming about?

no_mountains February 26 2010, 17:25:45 UTC

[And this isn't Norway's voice, either. What the- Just forgetting about the moth and staring at the telephone.]

Who are you?

thebestnation February 26 2010, 17:32:31 UTC

America, of course.

no_mountains February 26 2010, 17:59:24 UTC

...sorry. I didn't mean to dial your number. ...Get your brother.

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bornwithskison February 26 2010, 16:59:41 UTC

Dan...mark?

Hva er skal på?

[wait a second. What was that about Iceland? And make what go away? That doesn't sound anything like the Denmark he knows, but maybe... Maybe it's just one from a different time. When he was a wuss.

But he was never a wuss was he?]

Danish no_mountains February 26 2010, 17:28:16 UTC

[It doesn't really sound like Norway. Or, well, it sounds like Norway when he's hungover and hasn't yet reached the coffee.]

You have to come over here now!

Danish bornwithskison February 26 2010, 17:32:52 UTC

[He hasn't exactly had his coffee yet so that's half right-- But he's going to fumble with the Danish for a few seconds]

I don't know where here is.

Danish no_mountains February 26 2010, 18:00:46 UTC

My house, of course! You used to live here!

[Now really isn't the time for strange Norwegian humor.]

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[action!] no_mountains February 26 2010, 18:05:59 UTC

[Staring back. What is a stranger doing in his house. ...Maybe some island that he has forgotten about. --Processing--]

Who are you?

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[action!] no_mountains February 26 2010, 18:31:05 UTC

-

[Wants to sy that there was a moth but it's gone. So... let's get down from this table and sort this situation out. That horrible lamp that just bumped into his head when he stepped back definitely is something that ...Sweden might use. But not him.]

...Never heard about you. Are you one of the people that wear rugs on their heads half the day?

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mr_blandy_bland February 26 2010, 20:51:38 UTC

But Mr. Sweden isn't here.

...and could you please calm down? What are you screaming about anyway?

no_mountains February 26 2010, 21:01:48 UTC

...Of course he isn't in my house. I'd know about that!

But IT IS TRYING TO EAT ME!

mr_blandy_bland February 26 2010, 21:10:28 UTC

No, he's not here, he left a long time ago. Mr. Denmark also left.

What's trying to eat you?

no_mountains February 26 2010, 21:24:43 UTC

...I'm here.

It's over there... I'm not sure what it is but it's huge.

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