Two reasons to be Danish

[no_mountains]

Male = Husband

Female = Wife.

Who's with me on that?

Also, is there a good place around here to go fishing? Sitting around is getting boring, and the beer that Prussia left behind is crap.

Comments

[metalmutiny]

It matters which organic has which title? Do they function differently?

[no_mountains]

Females bear children and have breasts.

[metalmutiny]

[Shudders at the mention of human reproduction]

No, I was referring to the 'husband' and 'wife' titles specifically. What's the difference? Do they have different functions?

[no_mountains]

Yeah. One's female.

[hugs_arent_free]

In the grand scheme of things I don't see why it matters who gets called what. What is important is how much money you bring into a marriage.

[no_mountains]

You're a lot into money, aren't you?

[hugs_arent_free]

There is nothing more important than money.

[no_mountains]

Course there is. Like Norway and beer.

[bustydefense]

I think that's a rather narrow way to look at the world.

[no_mountains]

Why?

[bustydefense]

What difference does 'husband' or 'wife' make?

[no_mountains]

One's male, one's female.

[numanstan]

... That's a bit sexist, innit?

[no_mountains]

Why?

[numanstan]

Well, y'know, people can be whatever they wanna be. Man can be a wife if he fancies that, just like a woman can be a husband if she wants to! S'not the Dark Ages or somethin'.

[no_mountains]

What's the catch with using the wrong term?

[hourai_branch]

Mmmm...no.

[no_mountains]

[He gets really annoyed with this place.]

Why?

[hourai_branch]

Why not?

[no_mountains]

Yep.