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[no_mountains]

HEY WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE I want Norway for my birthday! Right now! And my sister would be cool too. How am I supposed to celebrate without them?

[After all Sweden was brought here. Then Norway and his sister should be next, right? And then maybe Iceland and his sister, and then Denmark's sister, and then

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[no_mountains]

Yeah, but it's yours. I can't screw him, and he's not good to party with. [He has come to like the other Norway. Just... it's not the same.]

[no_mountains]

Unless you want to make up for that, you'll just have to sign this!

[thief_of_truth]

I'm pretty sure Mayfield isn't in the business of being nice to any of us, even for birthdays.

[no_mountains]

I can try!

[Not having Norway makes him somewhere between depressed and angry. Not a good thing.]

[thief_of_truth]

Well, good luck!

[no_mountains]

I need your signature for that.

[ominousjoy]

((Wordlessly signs.)) H're. ((Looooming.))

[no_mountains]

Okay, now your kids!

[ominousjoy]

N't home.

[no_mountains]

Do they have brains?

[stopitdenmark]

[flatly] I don't think they're going to listen, Denmark.

[Signs the petition anyways, and then looks it over to make sure the paperwork looks correct.]

[no_mountains]

[It does. In Denmark's book, at least. That probably doesn't match up to Sweden's expectations at all.]

I can always try, and it's high time that they bring him here anyway.

[stopitdenmark]

[He hands it back to Denmark, which is Swedish for "it's passable".]

But for your birthday? Everyone else is here, so I don't see why he wouldn't turn up sooner or later...

[no_mountains]

Yeah, but today's the perfect day!

[no_mountains]

[Okay, okay, he did take a few steps back after knocking. BUT WILL NOT RUN. Not until Finland has signed this.]

[no_mountains]

[Pondering if FInland's signature is worth getting stabbed.

Deciding against it. Norway wouldn't liked him with holes in his body.

This means that he will walking away carefully. He really should memorize Finland's address.]