Six reasons to kick Danish

[no_mountains]

[The phone is picked up a bit too hastily and nearly dropped again while he tries to fend someone off. After a minute, he finally manages to practically shout into the speaker. He sounds a bit drunk, but that's not enough out of the normal to really alert anyone.]

She won't stop!

[More shuffling and the breaking of glass can be heard, then his

Comments

[hugs_arent_free]

I could stop her if you wanted. But you'd have to pay me. [Or you could order her to stop yourself but he's not going to tell you that.]

[no_mountains]

You're way too short to do anything. [He might be a horrible caretaker most of the time, but there are reasons why Scania likes him, so...] Better run while you can.

[hugs_arent_free]

My size is irrelevant.[Said somewhat defensively. He really hates being short.] I am more than capable of dealing with one troublesome woman.

[no_mountains]

You need to learn to embrace being short, it's great!

[He'd know, he'S by far the shortest in his neighbourhood.]

[stopitdenmark]

What did you do now?

[Assumes that Denmark started it.]

[no_mountains]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

We were talking and then she suddenly started this!

[stopitdenmark]

That's usually what happens.

Started what?

[no_mountains]

Well... she started to offer me beer. And more. And... and then she got threatening and she's still offering me more.