Pretty sure I'm not going to school today. I woke up feeling like I was hit by a train. I thought brushing my teeth would help but instead I got really dizzy couldn't tell the mirror from the wall and almost fell into the sink ( Read more... )

I bought new sheets, they are sex ( Read more... )

Today it has been one year since I have become a vegetarian.

"Do you make house calls?"...."No"....."I pay well"...."Not interested, Thankyou."
He was about 75, and quite disgusting.
I adore work.

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My new computer owns your ass ( Read more... )

-New York is amazing ( Read more... )

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There is no doubt I am going to do miserably on my French exam, I think I might just have to cheat ( Read more... )

Holidays are overrated......we played poker till 1:00 in the morning.
My poker face is amazing.

Too many brownies my stomach is killing me.

Im taking a shower and maybe my tattoos will wash off.
I need a drink.

No tequila for us last night.
we only drink in pairs.

Hot stone massage on Monday cannot bloody wait.

chow.

Today my mom told me that she had caught one of our neighbors looking through my window,which is horrible because im usually in my underwear. and when she asked him what he was doing he said he was admiring our christmas lights. Long story short he's a pervert and I really need to get curtains that you can't see through. So so disgusting ( Read more... )