i lost my anal virginity tonight. i didnt get 30 grand for it.

[no_one_to_hear]

So after a rectal exam and some tubes into my stomach and one thru my nose. I have an ulcer thats is bleeding and my gull blader needs to come out.
so who wants to drink some luke warm root beer with me and go eat non spicy/fatty/fried foods?

you down dawg?

Comments

[ofvirginthighs]

damn...you fag

[boondocksaint10]

man your life must suck.

[johnthemexican]

Root beer and Not fatty fried foods? This post is as gay as when you used to send Dave Mert'z x girlfriend MXPX lyrics and say you wrote them.