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[no_pants_island]

i am such an asshole to people who park in our driveway, whether i'm trying to park there or just sitting at home.

welcome to midtown, chumps.

Comments

[toby_ray]

I know what you mean! People often get pissy when people park at the enterance to our car park (they park there while they buy dirty kebabs from the dirty kebab shop - scumbags).

[no_pants_island]

the thing that bothers me even more is when they get pissy after you ask them to move. these shitty neighbors got such attitude after i asked them to move and were all "we're just visiting". um, i don't care?

[redarius]

throw handfuls of pennies at their car from your window, if it faces the street. that works every time. :)

[no_pants_island]

oooh, good suggestion. i'll try that next time. today i was coming home and trying to park so i just honked until they looked at me and then pointed at the car and exclaimed "that driveway does not go with that house."

[smokeybandit]

get a pellet gun!

not to be mean or anything...

[jimmymontrose]

but i wanted to be sure you saw this:

enjoy.

[no_pants_island]

i hope that's helen, georgia.