this entry is complain-y and retarded.

[no_pants_island]

sheesh, kharma is SO not kind to those who speak ill of the retarded [see previous entry]. this morning i woke up and smelled a foul odor coming from the litterbox, whereupon closer examination i noticed two had WORMS! MOTHERFUCKING WORMS!!! who the hell wants to deal with that shit in the morning? getting the correct medicine and diagnosing

Comments

[anddreamofsheep]

I prefer the shove the pills down the throat method. It works even with the most difficult cat. You just have to manhandle them a bit.

[no_pants_island]

no, that is not possible with my cat, i promise. she cannot be manhandled and the food option works way, way too well.

[priest_s]

I thought I had you as my LJ friend, but as I was avoiding work by browsing revernd runt's friends page I was like, wait a second..."

Am I supposed to ask permission to add you? I forget, and I didn't ask.

[no_pants_island]

people like you don't need to ask permission! i've actually wanted to become your electronic friend for a while now but i was shy and bashful.

[priest_s]

Awww, you are too sweet. Yay!

I just realized that this is the second time in the last week that tapeworms have been a topic for me. Maybe the cosmic energy is trying to push me towards getting a tapeworm since I'm so lazy but I still like to eat?? Box one up, I'll give you my FedEx number!!

[no_pants_island]

and you're the second person to ask for a piece! this type can only be transmitted by eating fleas so an easier way would be to buy a cat, let it play outside and get fleas, then eat the fleas. and i already cleaned out her catbox. T_T

are they white worms?

[blanka]

tapeworms come from fleas.

my cat had the worms falling out of her ass. the vet said all that was actually pieces of one really long worm. yum.

yes. lair of the white worm.

[no_pants_island]

i know, from eating the fleas and shit! isn't that so fucking nasty?

i read that too, that's how i diagnosed them as tape worms, which we don't have medication for at the house. can you imagine how big the actual worm is? if she expels it i will puke for a 1000 years because those writhing pieces were so nasty, yet hypnotic. T_T

l'air of the white worm.

[reverend_runt]

Why are you being so squeamish???

tee hee

[no_pants_island]

estrogen?

[toby_ray]

I have worms, thats why I don't have to diet.