if shit was made of popsicles would life still be shittybozotheassholeDecember 14 2007, 00:35:25 UTC
and if you came to live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air none of this would be happening. how did the ginger snaps turn out anyhow? arizona sux! bunch of god damn hippies. i'm going back to florida where it's' warm and people are completly unmotivated. don't toss your cookies over this one (no pun in ten ded) but you do have big beautiful rabbit teeth. furthermore, an eyepatch would have offset them perfectly had walter the dog been successful in his sabatoge games. since you've got enemies now, you could really learn a thing or two from ole walter. as for lenny, she's still alive and cell phones are killing the bees. champagne till 5, what's new you party animal? and as for green stuff, EAT IT RAW! who is shellshag anyway. har har!
Recently baby punks have been pissing me off. Why can't they be like us and be all awkward at first/forever and take a while to feel like they earned their spot on the floor? If they don't prove that they're worth being friends with soon then I'm going to be really mean to them. Also, one of them asked to use my phone at your house a couple shows ago but he passed out and his mom kept calling me after I left. She eventually got a hold of him, but only after I called everyone in the world to try and find him. He never thanked me for it afterwards. If I were him I'd give me a beer or six.
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