i cleaned the kitchen after a good month long standoff because someone had to give. also because the dog trainer is coming over tomorrow and i dont want to be embarrassed. i feel like my mom cleaning before the cleaning lady came over. there was probably only about 2 or 3 weeks when that actually happened. that was when my mom and dad were ( Read more... )

Suresh Joachim broke the Guinness world record for the longest time spent watching TV. He finished Friday with 69 hours and 48 minutes.
Joachim now holds more than 16 Guinness records, including the longest duration balancing on one foot (76 hours, 40 minutes) and bowling for 100 hours. He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children

i got about 4 hours of sleep. not enough, but after about 8am all i could think about was books to buy, screens to make, tattoos to get, things to put in the food processor, and whether or not to go buy allergy pills ( Read more... )

did you know that cockroaches live in cardboard ( Read more... )

i've been listening to explosivo every day when i get home and it makes my life so much better ( Read more... )

i dont even know if anyone reads these things anymore ( Read more... )

i'm listening to some show on talk radio that's in some language where every other word sounds like "vagina"

i always underestimate the power of espresso, until i'm sitting here writing an email and relize i've been totally dancing in my chair for the past few minutes.
whoa.

my neighbor thinks im drunk all the time, because when he insists on holding the door open for me when i bring my bike in it only makes things more complicated and i inevitably trip over myself. and then he says "you're drunk!" and i shake my head, frustrated, and he says "yes, a little bit, you are ( Read more... )

i watched my dog kill a rat tonight.

night number four of waking up at 4am and not falling back asleep.