Comments | no_superman926: Hi, I'm Tim.

no_superman926

Hi, I'm Tim.

Feb 03, 2006 17:41

My name is Tim.
I'm a silly goose.
I love The Lord of the Rings.
I also love Zach Braff.
But my love for this man cannot compare to Kate's love.
I am therefore giving him to Kate so she can have him as her man slave.
I am whipped by Kate.
Ouch.

Comments 7

no_superman926 February 3 2006, 22:44:56 UTC

I do not deny lines 1-4

however lines 5-8 are utter lies.

LIES I SAY!

randy839 February 3 2006, 22:47:29 UTC

Psh.
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Tim.

tildescence February 3 2006, 23:40:24 UTC

good story.

odnemit February 4 2006, 01:58:00 UTC

LIAR!

Your name is not Tim ... it's Steve

anatina February 4 2006, 10:57:48 UTC

NOW I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM SIR TIM. I SUPPORT YOUR LOVE OF ZACH BECAUSE, WELL, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD GO ALL KAH-RAH-TAY! (LIKE SPONGEBOB) ON KATE'S ASS.

um untouchable918 February 4 2006, 14:54:45 UTC

My name is Holly, and I approve of this message.