One more for the IRC crowd

[no_touching]

Cats

Cats
Why so jerky?
It's only a quarter
past five.
Not yet dinnertime.
Why don't you
fuck off?

Cats
Get off
the fucking server
it
is not a
deathmatch arena.
Why don't you
fuck off?

Cats
Stop fucking
masticating.
I'll feed you
at fucking
six o'clock
Why don't you
fuck off?

Why won't you
fuck off?

Comments

[crassy]

Please record Rich reciting his poetry. With a beatnik band.

kthx

[no_touching]

Actually, it tends to be more of a mournful lament.

[crassy]

Ok...so perhaps with the Piper's Lament in the background. Jeez!

[green_eyed_view]

I lolled

[maramaria]

Cats
Stop fucking
masticating.
I'll feed you
at fucking
six o'clock
Why don't you
fuck off?

The story of my life with a cat!