Updating from Brett's sidekick

[noah_lowry]

Second entry in one day, this one is to say that I have commandeered Brett's new Sidekick to type this because he was down in the clubhouse throwing it around, as well as sunflower seeds and everything else. It's been a hard night but he's sitting here with his head in my lap calming down a bit. I don't care about the goddamn win-loss record, I

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[brett_tomko]

Why don't Sidekicks break? Seriously do you know what they're made of? I made a conscious effort to break it and it didn't break.

on the bright side, that salami was really good and I'm retiring soon.

[lance_niekro]

Did you know I have more HRs than Kuiper did in his entire career? When I told him that he said I can't try any sausage.

Damn I'm hungry