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Mar 06, 2007 11:39

I swear to God, the elves are playing tricks on me ( Read more... )

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staysonpaper March 6 2007, 17:49:31 UTC
...And by "temporal disturbance", you mean "alcohol"?

If not, I don't understand the question.

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noahhs March 6 2007, 18:21:37 UTC
Ordinarily that would do it--but no, no drinking. I'm confused.

The only other hypothesis I can go on is the following:
The alarm did in fact sound at the proscribed time. I, completely and totally unconscious, turned it off--and then TURNED IT BACK ON, and laid back down in bed.

That explanation doesn't sit well with me, though. Primarily because, whenever the alarm clock sounds and I turn it off, afterward I always have a hazy-yet-existent memory of that happening. Not so, this morning.

I maintain my first theory: the elves've mastered the technology of time manipulation--and I'm their human guinea pig.

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