Life...is not....fair

[noahspride]

Our person has decided that after our recent bout with the nasty tape worms, Lily and Boo and too skinny. So now, they get all the milk and wet food they can eat. Tabby and I are not allowed near the wet food or the milk. This is not fair. I'm the oldest, I should get the good food

Comments

[bumblebee_dude]

My brat brother Frankie used to do the same thing!

[noahspride]

a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do...

[ban_gus]

Hey Noah... does it worth it to pee on human stuff to get what you want or not?

See, I suffer from bulimia. First thing after my meal, I beg for some more and more and more... Mama had to put a big metal thing to block to food door as I was able to open it. I don't know what to do to let her understand how hungry I am... I screamed, scratched the furniture, attacked my bro but nothing is working so if peeing is the solution, even if I get grounded *G* I will do it.

I'M STARVING!!!

~Augustin

[noahspride]

Welllll, maybe not so worth it. I do get swatted and she is mad at me for awhile after I do it. Plus, I get banned from the bedroom and can't sleep on her pillows when she's gone.

But when she makes me mad enough, I'll do it again!

[muppus_puppus]

What a terrible dilemma! Banned from the good food and the bedroom!

I rarely get wet food now. Tatiana ruined it for me. She's a pig trapped in a cat body! I can't get any without her and she pukes when she has it.

[noahspride]

Well, Lily has a binge and purge problem. She eat everthing in sight, throws up, then eats more. Now, if she eats any dry food she throws up. So it's wet food in small portions 4 times a day. And all the milk she can drink.

the brat.

[miata]

i love milk!! but it makes me go pukies everywhere and mommy gets mad...=(

[noahspride]

Lactose intolerant. *nod* Tell your mommy to get you special milk just for kitties. It smells bad to them, but it's nectar to us.

My person used to buy dried kitten milk and give that to us. She watered it down, but it was still better than plain water. And, she said it was easier to keep on hand for occasional treats since it doesn't go bad like real milk.

I like the real thing though. Nothing beats cold milk in all it's beautiful whiteness.

[queen_sunshine]

Humans just don't understand what we, being older, need to have our milk and wet food. Hell, they get to eat what they call "pizza" and they eat it all the time. So obviously we should get what WE want because they get what they want. So not fair.