Just try. Just try to say that this isn't freaking amazing.
See if you can find:
Sad Flapjack
Stoned Flapjack
Small Flapjack
Squished Flapjack
Drag Queen Flapjack
Humping Flam throwr Flapjack
Flam throwr
we should have been taking the Spanish final, but this idea just seemed more inviting.