I listened to a little bit of Palin's speech... and didn't really notice the accent that everyone has been talking about.

That means I sound like her, doesn't it?

Fucking Yay.

I have Fuck the Pain Away stuck in my head, and I have since... Saturday, I think, when we watched Jackass 2. Jebus.

The last remaining obstacle to tourism in Missoula MT has been overcome- we now have a Hooters.

Kid is playing w a small plush dog.
She: It's a princess.
Me: Are you sure it's not a boy?
She: (matter-of-factly) Mom. It doesn't have a penis.
Me: Oh.

SHOUTING OH GOD
IS NOT CHURCH
... really?! I've been doing it wrong this whole time?!

I totally just swallowed a bug. *coff coff pleh gah dies*

Ivy, test FTP on the new circuit.
Sure! *typetype* SUCCESS!
Ivy, unlock the door pls?
Sure! *jinglestrugglejinglestruggleFAIL* ARGH!

I might actually post more if it does...

She LIVES!
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Shithead the Kitten fell out of the tree this weekend and completely dislocated her left rear foot. Just yanked it so far out of joint that it wouldn't go back properly. That's no mean feat, seeing as cats are composed primarily of Silly Putty and elastic (along with hairballs and malice ( Read more... )