Report 001: 9.6.xxxx

[noble_right]

[Phone]

Alright, this is the last time - no, dammit, of course not. Frankly, I'd be happy getting anybody now.

Oi, if there's anyone listening, would you mind telling me where this is?  It's all rather weird - not that I haven't seen weirder, but usually I was expecting something weird to happen then, if you know what I mean. I mean, if you go to

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Action 1

[warriorscoffee]

[Zeetha's doing what any crazy sensible person would do if they caught someone going through their drawers.

Sneaking up behind him with a broom stick, ready to whack the living daylights out of his head. Might want to turn around.]

Re: Action 1

[noble_right]

[He looks behind himself just in time, and spins around, hands up defensively.] Oi, there's no need for that! I'm the one who got kidnapped!

[ phone ]

[freedomofwomen]

A long-distance call to London, hm? I'm afraid that one's a bit off the charts.

Re: [ phone ]

[noble_right]

It's certainly not working here! Where is this place, anyways - and when, that might come in handy. Anymore it's the same when, but this place still has landlines.

[ phone ]

[freedomofwomen]

We can all just merely guess to when and where, although you should have noticed this place is modelled after American towns of the 1950s.

[ phone ]

[noble_right]

Well, not exactly, but I haven't seen much beyond this house, so it's a bit hard to guess. And when you factor in other countries, alternative timelines, alien planets that have adapted a strange parody of human customs, you really don't have much to go on at all.

That's a start though. Frame of reference, you might say.

Phone;

[braided_icarus]

Yeah. Mayfield....does that. I take it you're new though?

Phone;

[noble_right]

So this place is called Mayfield, then, is it? That's something. I suppose you could classify me as new, yes, though that carries the rather worrying suggestion that it's possible to be old.

Phone;

[braided_icarus]

Yeah. Pretty much. I've only been here a few months myself, but there are others that have been here much longer.

Re: Phone;

[noble_right]

That's not exactly an encouraging sign, but then, none of them have had me to help.