I have discovered the meaning of life, and therefore, the pathway to true happiness. You don't have to have tons of money, a huge SUV, alcohol/weed, or Dennis for true happiness. All you need is a few good pals, the internet, and tons of time to kill. Nothing (with the exception of rocking) is more enjoyable and fulfilling than sitting in this ( Read more... )

To rip off Tom:

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I just sneezed a glob of snot that covered both palms completely, and proceeded to wipe it on my pants, then I thought "oh shit I just wiped snot on my pants." So now I'm wearing different pants ( Read more... )

I wrote this stream of consciousness-type thing in Bio 101... I don't know what it means, or if it's important, or any significance it has. I just thought I'd write it up cause I haven't updated in awhile... and a glimpse into the mind of Dennis ( Read more... )

Family Feud is the worst show on TV. Worse than Street Smarts. Why? Because retards play it. "Name something that shakes" and their answers are... "dice," "mouth," "curtains"... what retards. They got 2 out of 7 right. The other question is "Name a kind of place where you should look out for robbers" and the contestant (woman of course) says ( Read more... )

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HAVE YOU EVER ( Read more... )