Dear friendly volunteer at my polling place:

[nobleplatypus]

There is a time for inviting locals to worship at your church. When said locals' civic duty compels them to walk into said church is not the time.

With considerable side-eyeing,
Me

P.S. Polite smiling =/= genuine interest in buying what you're selling. Just FYI.

Comments

[hukbillgoomba]

Yeah, I'll come to your worship service. Can I worship any god I like or just a few? I quite like Loki, personally.

[nobleplatypus]

Bad enough that the polling place is IN a church without the people there being all "COME LOVE JESUS WITH US."

[hukbillgoomba]

I wonder how they would have reacted to a Muslim coming in to vote there. XD

[goddessofchaos]

Next time, a Church of Satan, or Cthulhu, t-shirt might be in order...

[nobleplatypus]

If only it wasn't so cold in November! I would need a Cthulhu hat.

[hukbillgoomba]

Try Tiethulhu!

[artekka]

that... is amazing.

[andi_horton]

Hmm, some sort of Comeback Tract may be in order. Instead of pointing readers to the One True Way it could be a friendly "are you sure you've explored all your options?" check in.