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noblerot

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Aug 08, 2005 17:28

I think my landlord just saw me naked.

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japanpeterpan August 9 2005, 00:36:29 UTC

S/he's probably the better for it.
*nods firmly*

noblerot August 9 2005, 00:37:57 UTC

*cries*

I'm clothed now. Hold me.

japanpeterpan August 9 2005, 01:01:35 UTC

I'll hold you. And try to restrain my less worthy urges.

iibnf August 9 2005, 00:37:36 UTC

Now is the time to ask for a rent reduction!

noblerot August 9 2005, 00:38:59 UTC

I'm more thinking he might sue me for retinal damage.

aubrem August 9 2005, 00:44:44 UTC

Then it's only fair that we all get to see you naked.

noblerot August 9 2005, 00:46:25 UTC

You're in the Bay Area, right? Wait 30 seconds, then go to the window. I'll be the naked one, waving.

aubrem August 9 2005, 00:49:29 UTC

omg, I wish. That's the UPS driver out there and yeah, UPS drivers should be naked.

la_sonnambula August 9 2005, 00:49:36 UTC

You free spirit, you!

noblerot August 9 2005, 00:54:13 UTC

No! Am a prisoner of convention. One who exited the shower at the wrong moment.

la_sonnambula August 9 2005, 01:10:54 UTC

Maybe this is universe's way of telling you to return to the nudist beach nude, to be reunited with Fickle Seal. Any online oracle will tell you that.

Any thoughts on Peter Jennings?

noblerot August 9 2005, 06:19:32 UTC

Oh, Fickle Seal!

And Peter Jennings... big loss. He was the only mainstream network anchor who had a sense of international affairs and a working brain. I had a crush on him when I was a kid. Must have been Canadian accent.

anbu_flunky August 9 2005, 01:29:05 UTC

how the hell did this happen? and did he or she whistle?

noblerot August 9 2005, 06:20:23 UTC

He hastened away, so it's possible he didn't see me. Possible. I hope.

noblerot August 9 2005, 07:12:23 UTC

Oh, I just realized I didn't answer your question. I was coming out of the shower and didn't realize my landlord was in the backyard, tending his roses. I have a whole wall of windows, so the view was panoramic. Usually no one can see in... unless they're in the yard... which he usually isn't... but was today. Oh dear. By the time I realized he was out there, he was scuttling away. Did he see? He's enough of a gentleman to deny it, even if he did. SO I'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.