The Life Neurotic.

[noblerot]

Shit. Shoot me now. Two weeks ago, in a snit, I turned down an interview with Cillian Murphy. I'd wanted to talk to Neil Jordan, see, but my editor wanted Cillian Murphy. No, I pouted, I wanna talk to the diiirreeectoorrr!!11!!

Then I saw Breakfast on PlutoFuck, fuck, fuckity-fuck. Shoot me now

Comments

[la_sonnambula]

I love your letter to Bill O Rly. PWNED!

I would rather carry a machete for protection, anyway. Does that sound too... I dunno... Third World? Better than a scythe, don't you think? Because that's just Iron Curtain like whoa.

Bwah!

A few days ago, my husband and I were having dinner at a Vietnamese restaurant and their big screen TV instead of showing football as it usually does, showed O'Reilly's program. Bill O'Reilly and pho, two tastes that don't go great together. That show also introduced me to Rachel Marsden who's on my To Slap List.

Cillian Murphy looks astoundingly like Madonna in this pic.

OH SWEETIE. I'm sorry your Vivenne Westwoods has gone to the big Wardrobe in the sky. Hopefully Quentin Crisp, Candy Darling etc. are enjoying them now.

[noblerot]

Bill O'Reilly is enough to put anyone off their food, be it pho or linguini.

I'm gonna build an altar to my dead Vivienne Westwood collection. The pain, the pain.

[_hannelore]

I think I'd rather defile your landlord's corpse. ARGH! Just... not enough argh to express it, I'm so, so, sorry.

As for Cillian, maybe there's the possibility of another go around? I'm envious you saw Breakfast with Pluto, though.

When you become a "terrorist helper," can I be your minion? A minion? :D

[noblerot]

There are no minions on the enemies list, baby! We are all equal in the eyes of Bill.

*criez over loss of Cillian and Vivienne*

[dailyplanet]

Gavin Friday + Kitten 4EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noblerot]

*sobz*

[noblerot]

And I will DESERVE IT.

[twilightsorcery]

I'd almost be willing to shoot you over Cillian Murphy, but your landlord needs to be disfigured over the Vivienne Westwood clothes.

On second thought, I can't possibly shoot you when you write letters like that to Bill O'Reilly. Can I metaquote you?

[noblerot]

Sure, go ahead and metaquote. And yes, my landlord and I deserve mutual disfigurement over the loss of Vivienne Westwood. My landlord, for tossing my stuff without checking; me, for storing it in a GARBAGE BAG.

[twilightsorcery]

I never did get your comment in the mail (damn broken system), but it's done.