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[noblerot]

This morning I woke up and set myself on fire. It was unintentional. For a second or two I ignored the flames and continued pouring my coffee, because I am teh suck at multitasking. Then I stuffed my upper body into the kitchen sink. As a plume of smoke rose from my T-shirt toward the ceiling, I thought about things. Things like

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[pitchblackrose]

:D

This post amused me greatly.

[_hannelore]

You are on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire without even being on fire! Or something!

[isiscolo]

When I get famous I want you to interview me!

[florahart]

Well. Actually, ignoring and then dealing with calmishly is probably actually less likely to cause bizarre secondary damage anyway, right? Like, you know, pouring coffee on your feets and blistering them while trying to deal with flames.

Heh

Terrifying. Also, the text to go with it is a bit bizarre, and I wanted a better sense of scale.

and finally, ahahahahahahahahaha.

bandaids for your beflamed self.

[fluffyllama]

*loves madly*