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noblerthanall

Seventh Post -- Text Post

Mar 12, 2009 17:48

Mortals are so silly. I'm sure you've all heard of the economy? And how its falling, no jobs to be had, housing is in a crisis, and all that silly stuff? You probably even experienced it those of you who work instead of laze about.

The Real Estate Agency I work at is floundering. We only make money if things are sold and though everyone and their ( Read more... )

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[Filter] meaningnothing March 12 2009, 22:34:43 UTC

Depends how formal are we thinking?

[Filter] noblerthanall March 12 2009, 22:37:40 UTC

There'll be cocktails, I'm supposing - mingling, a DJ thingy, possibly a bit of dancing. But more than just jeans, I know...

[ Filter ] meaningnothing March 12 2009, 22:39:54 UTC

Most certainly not jeans, you'll need a dress, but nothing too fancy. Something elegant and...hm.

Heels or flats depending on the dress.

[ Filter ] noblerthanall March 12 2009, 22:43:24 UTC

I may be able to find something then.

Depending on what?

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(filter) godly_gopher March 12 2009, 22:36:28 UTC

Mm, most likely a nice dress of some sort, and heels!

(Filter) noblerthanall March 12 2009, 22:38:26 UTC

Knee-length too short you think? Or do you think I could go higher?

Re: (Filter) godly_gopher March 12 2009, 22:41:00 UTC

Mm, I think knee length would be perfect. Sorta between ball gown and call girl. I think they call them cocktail dresses. I'm not the best with fashion tho unfortunately.

(Filter) - yes that is a very, very slight compliment there noblerthanall March 12 2009, 22:45:18 UTC

Shouldn't take too long to alter a hem then. You seem more up to date then I am.

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charmingspeech March 12 2009, 23:12:09 UTC

I suggest a relatively modest dress. You are representing a realtor's office, after all, not a whorehouse. Of course it isn't expected you go completely bundled up but moderation is always best. An inch above the knee, no higher; and an inch below where your breasts begin to swell, no lower, sounds most appropriate.

...and why are you going to jump a man without a face? Are you that desperate, Menthe? I'm sure Charon will be more than eager to oblige. At least he's got all his facial equipment.

noblerthanall March 12 2009, 23:22:20 UTC

Ooh an inch above the knee? Lovely, this will work then. seriously what's up with everyone and the whore comments?

He has no one to love him. He's alone - I'm sure Charon can get someone. This guy's a needier cause.

charmingspeech March 12 2009, 23:33:47 UTC

And by "the knee" I mean the middle of the kneecap. because everyone knows you are one?

...so this is pity sex. How pitiful.

She totally didn't reach down and measure at that, kk? noblerthanall March 12 2009, 23:38:00 UTC

That'll still work...I think...but I get less action than any of my cousins!

...I think you overuse 'pity'.

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[LOCKED to Menthe] blindfolly March 13 2009, 00:34:14 UTC

Inch above the knee? Gracious no! That's far too long. It's a semi-formal isn't it~? Your dress should only be semi-long~

Bring it up to about the thigh. Normally company parties don't go for things so short, but that's the difference between formal and semi-formal~

[LOCKED to Ate] noblerthanall March 13 2009, 00:38:00 UTC

I've seen some dresses go to the floor though...wouldn't that be semi-long then?

Maybe.

[LOCKED to Menthe] blindfolly March 13 2009, 00:39:57 UTC

Yes, if it were a semi-long party. That's not what you called it, though~

[LOCKED to Ate] noblerthanall March 13 2009, 00:55:00 UTC

But you just said the dress should only be semi-long. Maybe, maybe, maybe...

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