I'm full of shit.
My internal organs are composed entirely of fecal matter.
My bones,
calcified droppings.
My blood,
diarrhea.
My heart, lungs, and brain are merely piles of shit.
Even my shit is shit.
I'm a real shitty guy.

drewxbuffington: my friend made that story ( Read more... )

A guy and a girl both best friend chatting online ( Read more... )

I hate le tigre. IF i ever meet them in rock and roll hell, which is where we're all going some day, I will give each member of that band a roundhouse kick to the face, walker texas ranger style ( Read more... )

I'm somewhat excited about the number twelve looks like you wednesday, but at the same time, I'm disapointed with their trendiness. Or perhaps its just the trendiness of local shows around here. I hear girls saying shit like "Ooo # 12 I wanna go." No you don't you whore and a half. You just heard about a show and wanted to be where the people are ( Read more... )

Two more years of high school is completely unnecessary. I'm ready to go to college. Of course I haven't got one in mind as of yet. I decided that if I go to purdue, I might as well kill myself. Right now, I'm thinking liberal arts college for film or photography or some kind of writing. I don't know what I want to do, but I don't want to make ( Read more... )

i just got back from vacation yesterday. i drove most of the way through michigan, then the next day we went out on my aunt and uncles boat and went fishing. caught some fucking fish and threw them back because they werent enough to make a meal of. sunday my cousin and his wife and kids ages 7 and 10 came over and we dicked around. the next day we ( Read more... )

im going away for a while. i dont know when ill be back, or if im coming back. i quit soccer, for obvious reasons. everything seems soo different now. i dont know what the fuck happened to everyone. i dont know if ill write in this again . . .

Hey everybody, guess what comes out soon. Romero's Land of the Dead, June 23. That and High Tension are probably the only movies I'll bother to see in theaters this summer.

Don't you hate it when you IM someone and it says they're typing, then not, then typing again, and you know they were talking to someone better than you and you interrupted them. Then you wonder why you even bother trying to talk to anyone anyway. What's even worse than this, though, is when people say things like, "I've never heard you talk" or " ( Read more... )