010 :: for those of you without a dictionary

[nobodysheroine]

"The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it."  - Leonardo da Vinci

A public service announcement for everybody out there that

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[lemonshine]

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Ran.

[nobodysheroine]

Oh, trust me, I've got no qualms with people being virgins. In fact, I'm sure some people are having just as hard a time coming to terms with not having unicorns as other people are with having them.

What I find amusing is the emphasis societial pressure puts on people to think that this is all a really big deal and worth freaking out about. So you did it! So you didn't! Who cares?

[lemonshine]

Okay! :)

Peer pressure sucks, plain and simple and it really shouldn't matter if you've done it or not. I guess that with some people it does matter but for me personally, I don't really care. Although it is a silly reason to not be a virgin. "Oh well we're all doing so how come you're not?" is the lamest reason ever to do anything. I say it's better to be yourself than be something you're not.

He's talking about the dictionary

[kanin_gitarist]

I needs to looks at mine more oftens.

I'd invites you to meets my unicorn but it keeps setting things on fires.

[nobodysheroine]

How's that going for you, Bunny Brother? The dictionary reading, I mean. Have you been managing to do what I said would work best -- try to learn a new word every other day? They don't even need to be big ones. Even the smaller ones can move mountains.

A pyromaniac unicorn, huh? That's...special.

[kanin_gitarist]

Well I gots reallies distracted by the whole bubbles things but today's word is "nocturne". And that's kinda interestings. The music words are reallies neat.

All sorts of special. I means, it sets things on fires and then gets all freaked outs and blows on its...but I thinks it means well?

[nobodysheroine]

Ah yeah the bubbles. I'd imagine that you learned all sorts of new and exciting language from those. Most of the ones I came across were colorful and inappropriate.

Wow. So it's kind of a conflicted pyromaniac unicorn? It starts the fires out of compulsion and then realizes the error of its ways and then tries to blow them out? Or are we talking maybe a unicorn that's a pyromaniac but also fosters an intense fear of fire? Straaaaaange.

[blondsambitions]

Hahaha, dat's hilarious.

It's not dat surprisings though. Well, maybes a little. It's just fucks up to learns some'stings like dat and can't remembers it.

[nobodysheroine]

Yeah, you'd imagine out of all the things you forget, you'd maybe have an inkling about that, but no. Granted, if everybody and their mother were popping out of cocoons having sex dreams, it would probably make the guides' jobs infinitely more awkward.

Also we'd probably all have names like Wank or Jack.

Ah, let me guess. You're Alexi.

[blondsambitions]

Heh, I like de ways you thinks. Dat would be de greatest borth ever. Imagine chasing dem arounds like dat. Ha! I loves it.

De one and onlies.

[nobodysheroine]

Well, I know that a lot of the hatchlings would be popping out either really pleased or really worked up. The nakedness I'm sure wouldn't help, either. Or the goop.

Kanin talks about you a lot. You're the one who finally enlightened him on the definition of dildos, right? Nice.

Nice to finally "meet you".

[twoninths]

Quite well summarized, Ran! Good on you for once more bringing clarity to the masses in the midst of their confusion.

[nobodysheroine]

Oh the burden one must bare in order to bring truth and true enlightenment to the masses, Argent. It is quite the task.

I'm certain that you're taking this all in stride, am I right?

[twoninths]

Oh, yes. You know me. This is, admittedly, more forward than I think is entirely appropriate. There are things into which one does not inquire, you see. But at the end of the day, I shall soldier on.

You seem calm as well. I do hope this is truly the case?

[nobodysheroine]

I would imagine that some of your sensibilities have been thoroughly ruffled, Argent, with this recent turn events. But, you are a trooper and considerably more resilient than the rest, so, I would expect nothing less from the likes of you.

To be completely honest, I'm a bit baffled by own situation, but not in a way that's particularly upsetting. It's just. Surprising? And it's not like there's any point in getting upset or worked up about it. What's done is done, even if I don't recall the specifics.

[snowburned]

Well.

[nobodysheroine]

Yup.

Don't shoot the messenger.