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[have a Lyle who sounds vaguely like he has a bad headcold]So let's say, hypothetically, your beloved girlfriend picks up an adorable black and white kitten, possibly now called Patchy. Said girlfriend adores this kitten

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[whatwouldvedado]

Dispose of the animal. They are filthy, anyway.

[nocatchphrase]

He's actually pretty good at cleaning himself.

[whatwouldvedado]

It doesn't matter whether it cleans itself or not. Animals are naturally filthy and keeping one inside your apartment is a foolish idea... especially if you are allergic to it.

[nocatchphrase]

But he's just so cute.

[innovader]

Are you willing to sacrifice your ability to breath in order to please her?

[nocatchphrase]

As it's looking now, quite possibly.

[innovader]

I doubt I could do the same.

[nocatchphrase]

They say love makes you crazy.

[glasscaseflower]

You can be allergic to cats?

[nocatchphrase]

You've never heard of that?

[glasscaseflower]

I haven't had much contact with cats before.

[nocatchphrase]

Well, people can be allergic to a lot of things.

[neraiutsuze]

That's a lot of responsibility.

[nocatchphrase]

...It's a cat, Neil.

[neraiutsuze]

You named it Patchy.

[nocatchphrase]

He has a little patch over his eye.

[fated_blade]

Cats are wonderful creatures.

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I've never had the pleasure of owning one before.

[fated_blade]

Neither have I. My love for them is newly discovered I must confess, though I prefer 'lion' creatures to what you would call a 'house cat.'

[nocatchphrase]

Lions, eh? Do you own a few?