Comments | nocoins: ...almost human

nocoins

...almost human

Oct 08, 2007 10:27

so, I am the proud owner of a "bed" now. la de da! Look at me everyone, I am a big shot with a bed. I am the king of france, look at me... I sleep on a bed now! Bring me my monocle so I can look down on all of you, from my big bed ( Read more... )

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humlikearadio October 8 2007, 15:24:43 UTC

just because you own a bed doesn't mean you have to make it. i don't think i've made my bed since i was 12.

nocoins October 8 2007, 15:42:03 UTC

I am pretty sure its "Law in PA" that you have to make your bed. Then again, that "Officer" in my room this morning may have just been my roommate in a dominatrix costume... or my other roommate going to his stripper gig... who knows? All I know is that this "Officer" should not have been allowed to touch me the way he did. ok, back to crying in the shower.

humlikearadio October 9 2007, 21:46:15 UTC

you're funny

manningkrull October 8 2007, 17:06:07 UTC

Man, I thought I was hardcore for not owning a bed until I was about... 22 or thereabouts. So I admire your dedication, and I don't think you should feel bad for finally selling out. But I do think you should still leave urine-soaked sleeping bags on the NJ turnpike once in a while just for old time's sake.

nocoins October 8 2007, 17:30:34 UTC

actually, I believe urine soaked mattresses grow on the NJ Turnpike naturally now. Its amazing!

You still get to claim your "hardcore non-bed owning status" since you dont actually "own" a bed right now. then again, the bed you sleep in is pink, in an all pink room, so... be careful who you claim this "hardcore status" to, because if you have to justify it one day, you may get punched (or hit on) when they see your room.

quba October 8 2007, 18:14:03 UTC

I'm about to not own a bed! One more day of comfort and being off the ground. I'm pretty excited.

nocoins October 8 2007, 19:26:33 UTC

well well well... looks like this is just one MORE way in which I am better than you. bahahahaha

Its good you are moving to philly, we dont have any of those crazy "bed laws" like Utica. You can go YEARS without owning a bed in Philly.

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nocoins October 9 2007, 02:25:05 UTC

I would like to meet this awesome person-friend of yours. I had pillows, but I would sleep on a sleeping bag... man, those were the good old days.

blusparrow October 8 2007, 19:57:08 UTC

aw, he's all growned up!

nocoins October 9 2007, 02:25:37 UTC

not really... I am still a child... at least, thats what my pediatrician tells me.