In which I tear Gakuen Hetalia apart

Mar 26, 2010 01:54



→ "but unfortunately one day the European countries reached here and noticed, and forced me to enroll in the school. The world sure is... terrible..."

A bit of an isolationist? She appears to be a friendly girl overall, but not exactly an optimist and she doesn't seem to have much faith in others.

→ "Ugh... I honestly have no confidence in coming here...
Honestly I have no strength, and no money, the only things I can do are singing, dancing and making souvenirs. In the past I was rich and good at building things, I was very strong, there was oil flowing out of my garden..."

Obviously says something about her confidence, in that it is more or less nonexistent. Given that she is human and no longer effected by the problems of trying to be self-sufficient I think a bit of her past abilities might come back. So she's good at building things--being an island and one until recently largely undeveloped I sort of imagine her at being pretty good at surviving in the wild. Later she mentions she is good with a spear so maybe a bit of a hunter?

Stilt--noting that she herself doesn't think much of herself.

→ SEYCHELLES: I don't like it, and I wish I didn't understand!! But it makes sense...

She is entirely naive. This is in response to England saying that life is a survival of the fittest, and that unless you are strong others will walk over your and use you. It seems a little contradictory at points considering how easily she falls into uh. France's trap later. I guess can sort of be labeled not naive, but a bit oblivious?

→SEYCHELLES: Li..LIKE HELL I WILL, YOU EYEBROW BASTAAAAAARD!!

(unsure)

→ SEYCHELLES: Yes. Almost forcibly, I'll go there from October of this year. But I'm a little nervous. I've never set foot out of this island. I've got no friends but dolphins, shrimps and swordfishes.

Yea, definitely a shy girl. Seems like she prefers animals, especially fish. Man she's going to hate being in the desert.

→ SEYCHELLES: Yeah, you're right...

(Even if there was a chance to win, my main weapon is still a spear...What would the percentage of a spear winning over a gatling gun be? I could use tunas as weapons too. If even seagulls entered the battle, maybe that would do.)

...interesting military strategy there, Seychelles.

→CHINA: Ah, right! If you need something, come ask me, aru! I'm China, Asia class, aru. I'm famous, so you should have heard at least my name before.

SEYCHELLES: (Sorry, I haven't.)
Nice to meet you. I'm Seychelles.
Ehm, do you know where my class is? I live here, but...

CHINA: Hao! It's Africa class, aru! I'll show you there!

SEYCHELLES: Thank you! And, there's something I'd like to ask you...
Could I pet that? (*'A'*) haa haa

Really isolationist if she doesn't know China O_o and she likes cute things

→ *JAPAN: Italy-kun, you are too loud.

SEYCHELLES: Eh... So?

I think she's hard to outwardly rile up. Throughout all this she does a lot of judging and complaining internally but it's only with England and to a lesser degree France that she really gets pissy. So as long as people are nice she seems to be very, very tolerant of them.

→SEYCHELLES:(Yeah, I came to this school on an invitation from France...

Ehm... Again, this person is France-san. He's the one who taught me a lot of words and culture from outside, when I was living peacefully on my island.
He's also the one who invited me to come to this school. Actually when he brought a very short skirt [TN: Kanji above reading: This school's uniform] I thought his goal was seeing my body, but he acted very gentlemanly and didn't do anything.
If you do what he says, he's a nice person (?), but if you don't he looks like he won't show any mercy, so he's a tad scary... And then..

Pretty self explanatory

→SEYCHELLES: I'm actually a PROFESSIONAL in placing curses!

Bit o magic?

→Speaking of that, I've always lived without knowing anyone else than my grandpa... That's sort of lonely...

Self-explanatory

→SEYCHELLES: Heh, yeah. I'm Seychelles. As an island, I lived quite long, but ehh... I got a name just a while ago and this is my first day in this school.

AMERICA: W-WHAT....!!
Er... So until a while ago no other country knew about you?

SEYCHELLES: That's right. I'm isolated, right in the middle of the Indian Ocean... I was living lazily with my grandfather.

Interesting. Figured it was this way, but it hints that while they may be a lot older, they are given age and acknowledgment by when they officially gain their names?

→SEYCHELLES: Er... In my house... there're no ruins, it's just forests and sea. And we just don't have that many myths...

AMERICA: Cool! Cool! Myths! Awesome!! It's really "great"
[T/N: in katakana English in the original]
It's so romantic...!!
*Hah Hah (*´д`)*

SEYCHELLES: R-really...?

D-does he really think myths are such a cool thing?...

Our myths are like "There's a palm tree which resembles a woman's XX", they're really obscene...

idek. Despite being raised by France and England seems like she's still pretty shy about that stuff and has a slightly prudish nature.

→ SEYCHELLES: Hungary-san is cute...

Is she now? /eyebrow waggle

→SEYCHELLES: Fine, then I'll make you want to hang up!

SEYCHELLES: Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de glorie est arrivé...

ENGLAND: Stop that! My ears are rotting!

SEYCHELLES: So, what did you want, Eyebrows?

ENGLAND: Who are you calling Eyebrows? Is this the way to listen to your Master? You really need some education!

HIT ENEMY WEAK POINTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE. I mean. If pushed enough she might start fighting back but she really does seem like a bit of a doormat for the most part.

→**Austria leaves*

HUNGARY: Khhaaaa... Awesome... Fuuuck...

SEYCHELLES: (Hungary-san sometimes lets out rather boyish words...)

I just found this funny. Oh Hungary.

→SEYCHELLES: Ack! I'll make a tea so good that that Eyebrows will let out rays of light from his mouth!

wat

→England: You're provincial.

Self explanatory

→FRANCE: Right! Would you like to have dinner at my house tonight? I stocked up on delicious huîtres at the market yesterday.

SEYCHELLES: Are you serious!? I'll come! I want to come! I want to eat oysters, oysters! OYSTERS!!

FRANCE: Seychelles, you're so more pure than any other countries it's cute...

What a glutton. Can have a one-track mind sometimes. Also kind of oblivious when it comes to things sexual in nature which I for the life of me do not know how that happened considering her upbringing

→SEYCHELLES: I'm not okay at all!! I'll knock him down! That bastard England!!!
I'll beat him down!!
I'll HOMICIDE him!!

SEYCHELLES: DECLARATION OF WAR!! DECLARATION OF WAAAAAAARRRR!!

Jesus Christ
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