I'm holding very very still...
to keep my heart from SPROUTING THROUGH MY CHEST...

TATTOO YOUR WOMAN
...by Faris Nourallah

This morning my right shoe broke, and I fixed it with two nails and a staple gun.

And I will steal what is meant for me, if I know it to be REALLY REALLY MEANT FOR ME.

MY ARTISTIC INTEGRITY IS NOT FOR SALE.
MY ARTISTIC INTEGRITY IS NOT FOR SALE.
YAH.
YAH.

yah...

You should NEVER spray paint your stove.

Salad Fingers Episode #5 is my favorite.
And #4.

Also #3, and #2, and #1.

Thank you, thank you dear Mr. Firth.