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I see Potter is throwing a fit because he wasn't given special treatment. What's the matter, Potty? You can't handle it when the staff stops licking your bootheels? And taking it out on Professor Snape. You should be ashamed of your immaturity. Tut tut. Haven't you ever heard the expression 'Don't kill the messenger'? I hardly think the Headmaster would approve.
Of course, I can't see why one would want to go see the Cannons anyway. Perhaps I'll get you an autograph while I'm there. After all, My Father says that I can still go. Oh, wait, I'd better not. Imagine how bad you might feel if I got an autograph and you didn't. My Father is good friends with Maloney. He often comes by the Manor for dinner. Perhaps he could come by and eat with your family --
Oh, wait. You don't have a family. Silly me. I'd nearly forgotten!
Of course, I can't see why one would want to go see the Cannons anyway. Perhaps I'll get you an autograph while I'm there. After all, My Father says that I can still go. Oh, wait, I'd better not. Imagine how bad you might feel if I got an autograph and you didn't. My Father is good friends with Maloney. He often comes by the Manor for dinner. Perhaps he could come by and eat with your family --
Oh, wait. You don't have a family. Silly me. I'd nearly forgotten!