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I've finished my breakfast, I've packed up my last Hogwarts uniform.
At last the time has finally come to say goodbye to Hogwarts, or at least it has for those of us in the seventh year, and that's the only year I particularly care about anyway. It's odd, actually, because I still feel as though we'll be returning next term. Clearly, I've been brainwashed and this will take some getting over.
I thought that I ought to make a final statement to all of you, and by 'all of you' I mean those of you who didn't make the list I recently assembled. I would go on at length about how terribly I'm going to miss you all, but it's not polite to lie. Of course, I could also tell all of you exactly what I think of you, since it's likely I won't have to look at most of your gaping maws ever again, but I don't feel as though I have the time to do so. You'll be glad to know that I don't intend to fill this journal entry with individual remarks about the rest of you.
Instead, I'd simply like to say:
I AM STILL BETTER THAN YOU.
At last the time has finally come to say goodbye to Hogwarts, or at least it has for those of us in the seventh year, and that's the only year I particularly care about anyway. It's odd, actually, because I still feel as though we'll be returning next term. Clearly, I've been brainwashed and this will take some getting over.
I thought that I ought to make a final statement to all of you, and by 'all of you' I mean those of you who didn't make the list I recently assembled. I would go on at length about how terribly I'm going to miss you all, but it's not polite to lie. Of course, I could also tell all of you exactly what I think of you, since it's likely I won't have to look at most of your gaping maws ever again, but I don't feel as though I have the time to do so. You'll be glad to know that I don't intend to fill this journal entry with individual remarks about the rest of you.
Instead, I'd simply like to say:
I AM STILL BETTER THAN YOU.