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I feel that it is my duty to announce that I have finally acquiesced to give something to the common people by choosing a date to the Bleu Ball. After much careful consideration, I have gone through a difficult selection process. With so many girls inviting me, it's hard to choose.
Of course, it's not easy being the heartbreaker all the time. But someone has to do it.
So, without further ado, I'd just like to say that I will once again be allowing Pansy Parkinson the pleasure of arriving on my arm. Of course, it's a natural choice, seeing as she's absolutely enamoured with me and I've known her for years. We even went on a date once when we were children, though of course it wasn't quite so formal. And don't let's forget the fact that her family's blood is nearly as pure as mine.
It must be simply awful for some people in this school, going with people they don't even know, because they couldn't find another date. Naturally, I consider Pansy to be one of the prettiest girls in school. Her eyes are so outlined. That's hard to come by.
So, I have to insist that everyone stops asking me. Lord, do these girls really think they're the first to ask?
I have picked my date. I'm sure you'll have to control yourselves not to be jealous. But then again, I'm sure everyone is quite used to that.
Of course, it's not easy being the heartbreaker all the time. But someone has to do it.
So, without further ado, I'd just like to say that I will once again be allowing Pansy Parkinson the pleasure of arriving on my arm. Of course, it's a natural choice, seeing as she's absolutely enamoured with me and I've known her for years. We even went on a date once when we were children, though of course it wasn't quite so formal. And don't let's forget the fact that her family's blood is nearly as pure as mine.
It must be simply awful for some people in this school, going with people they don't even know, because they couldn't find another date. Naturally, I consider Pansy to be one of the prettiest girls in school. Her eyes are so outlined. That's hard to come by.
So, I have to insist that everyone stops asking me. Lord, do these girls really think they're the first to ask?
I have picked my date. I'm sure you'll have to control yourselves not to be jealous. But then again, I'm sure everyone is quite used to that.