It all starts with a simple journal.
What exactly are they trying to accomplish with this journalling project, eh? No doubt they're trying to spy on everyone with this. Trying to find out what we're up to so they can catch us when we do anything wrong, and so the professors can all find out what we think of them. Well I'm just not going to fall for any of that, alright? I can tell what's going on here. They tell us they want us to do this journalling thing as a way to strengthen communication. "Oh, just be honest," they say, "it's not being graded. You can say whatever you'd like."
Then, that's when they strike. As soon as they've got you thinking you can be all honest and that rot, they'll corner you after lessons and say, "Well, Mr. Macmillan, we see here on November 13 that you said you hadn't brushed your teeth before bedtime. Expulsion for you!" Then you'll find yourself on the streets with nowhere to go because they've broken your wand, and you'll end up being picked up by the Muggle Auror types, and your life will be ruined.
But I'm not falling for that. No, not this Hufflepuff. I'm not going to write a bit at all about what I'm doing, so you can just forget about trying to start a smear campaign about me in twelve years.
Also, I've noticed that Susan hasn't added me back yet. What is she trying to say, here? Is she doing this to prove a point? Because honestly, Susan, I think this is a bit uncalled for. Or are you trying to tell me something? If you're mad at me, come out and say it!
I hear that Snape is using this as another way to punish us. Susan is real worried because she thinks Hufflepuff House is his next target. I wouldn't be surprised, of course. Well, I'm ready for it. I'm not going to take Harry Potter's punishments sitting down. I don't know what Snape has in store for us, but I bet it won't be pretty. We'll probably end up having to re-pipe the entire castle. Maybe we'll have to install copper plumbing. Well, I'll tell you what. A plumber I am not. This is just not on.
Then, that's when they strike. As soon as they've got you thinking you can be all honest and that rot, they'll corner you after lessons and say, "Well, Mr. Macmillan, we see here on November 13 that you said you hadn't brushed your teeth before bedtime. Expulsion for you!" Then you'll find yourself on the streets with nowhere to go because they've broken your wand, and you'll end up being picked up by the Muggle Auror types, and your life will be ruined.
But I'm not falling for that. No, not this Hufflepuff. I'm not going to write a bit at all about what I'm doing, so you can just forget about trying to start a smear campaign about me in twelve years.
Also, I've noticed that Susan hasn't added me back yet. What is she trying to say, here? Is she doing this to prove a point? Because honestly, Susan, I think this is a bit uncalled for. Or are you trying to tell me something? If you're mad at me, come out and say it!
I hear that Snape is using this as another way to punish us. Susan is real worried because she thinks Hufflepuff House is his next target. I wouldn't be surprised, of course. Well, I'm ready for it. I'm not going to take Harry Potter's punishments sitting down. I don't know what Snape has in store for us, but I bet it won't be pretty. We'll probably end up having to re-pipe the entire castle. Maybe we'll have to install copper plumbing. Well, I'll tell you what. A plumber I am not. This is just not on.