NO TIME!
I have no sodding time to keep up with this stupid journal and it is ALL Malfoy's fault. YES, AGAIN! Thanks to him, I got to see a placenta. A placenta! Have you ever SEEN a placenta?! Thank your lucky stars if you haven't because it is just, UGH!! I don't know how Professor Lupin deals with immortality but when I saw that bloody mess explode out from another bloody mess after the other bloody mess was born, I was pretty darn ready to just drop dead and die. Anyway, I don't know why but Professor Lupin called off the rest of our detention and I thought, hooray! I'm free! But no! Malfoy had to go and be a clumsy ox and destroyed the Sleeping Potion yesterday and got ME in detention! He didn't even get points deducted, mind you, and Harry was in comatose under the table so he couldn't be my eye witness. Not that Professor Snape would have believed him anybloodyway! And now I'm late for detention because I overslept because I had nightmares the whole bloody night because Hermione told me what Madam Hooch was talking about which just makes no sod sense in the world because it just doesn't and now I've to go report to my favourite Professor for detention. Good bloody bye.