Thank you Professors Black and Lupin for that illuminating insight into
your relationship. For those of you who asked -- as for what I am protesting, it would be too complicated to explain, but let us say for now that I am protesting conformity. Anyone who wishes to protest conformity along with me should meet me under the third floor stairs this evening. That means you, Thomas.
As for you,
Myrtle -- while it may be true that I am not a prefect, I do occasionally swim naked in the lake on particularly cold mornings, so if you are desperate for a glimpse of my nude form, you may drift down there any time you like. I enjoy the company of dead people as they rarely talk too much.