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I have consulted the oracles this morning and I have been informed of a Fate Most Terrible! Two names were spelled on my Ouija Board. Two Doomed Names. No..erm..Three. Three Doomed Names.
Severus Snape! You are meddling in things which not ought to be meddled in! You will suffer from a Fate Most Uncomfortable. Look to your Inner Darkness for your answer!
Ernie Macmillan! Look towards the Serpent's Den! There is an imposter! You will be implicated in a scheme! *moans* Oh, much suffering you will have! Beware!
Ronald Weasley! You will find yourself implicated in numerous crimes and falsehoods! You are breaking the law, young man! You will surely pay seven times the crimes you are commiting! Look to yourself! Look to the constellation Draconis for your solution! For No One Can Save You!!
The Fates have spoken!
Severus Snape! You are meddling in things which not ought to be meddled in! You will suffer from a Fate Most Uncomfortable. Look to your Inner Darkness for your answer!
Ernie Macmillan! Look towards the Serpent's Den! There is an imposter! You will be implicated in a scheme! *moans* Oh, much suffering you will have! Beware!
Ronald Weasley! You will find yourself implicated in numerous crimes and falsehoods! You are breaking the law, young man! You will surely pay seven times the crimes you are commiting! Look to yourself! Look to the constellation Draconis for your solution! For No One Can Save You!!
The Fates have spoken!