Just a public service announcement.

[sinistra]

Last night I caught two males in my Astronomy Tower. Not one male and one female, not a group of males, not four males and a goat, but two. Mr. Finch "underscore" Fletchley and Mr. Weasley will be pleased to inform their respective Houses that the loss of twenty-nine points from Hufflepuff and Gryffindor was a result of their own clumsy wrestling. Naturally, I had to take points. I would gladly have taken points for the welts on their necks, but since both seemed to have done an equal job on their other, I decided that everyone had gotten their just desserts. I can only hope no whipped cream was involved.

Professor "Don't stain my floor" Sinistra.