Attention: Hogwarts.
As I was inspecting Gryffindor Tower on my Prefect's rounds, I was forced to check under the right side of Ron Weasley's mattress, as some Gryffindor had claimed he had illicit pornography. Of course, it's no surprise, and I had to confiscate them.
From Weasley's bed I confiscated the following magazines:
Wide Witches
Wingarterbelt Leviosa
Voyeuristic Vampires
Witches on Witches: Woohoo! (this appeared to be the work of a student)
Showers of Gold and Other Things Your Wand Can Do
Shaved
and, finally, Magical Me: A Guide.
Of course, if I were dating someone that was harder to get into than the public register . . . no, no, I still wouldn't be this pathetic.
Each had a tag inside that read, "PROPERTY OF RON", so there is simply no doubt who they belong to.
Weasley, if you want your reading material back you'll have to go to Professor Dumbledore. Of course, I had to give him a fully detailed report, and all Prefects are required to return illicit confiscations to the Headmaster. I'm sure if you explain just how very, very badly you need them, he'll be happy to give them to you.
From Weasley's bed I confiscated the following magazines:
Wide Witches
Wingarterbelt Leviosa
Voyeuristic Vampires
Witches on Witches: Woohoo! (this appeared to be the work of a student)
Showers of Gold and Other Things Your Wand Can Do
Shaved
and, finally, Magical Me: A Guide.
Of course, if I were dating someone that was harder to get into than the public register . . . no, no, I still wouldn't be this pathetic.
Each had a tag inside that read, "PROPERTY OF RON", so there is simply no doubt who they belong to.
Weasley, if you want your reading material back you'll have to go to Professor Dumbledore. Of course, I had to give him a fully detailed report, and all Prefects are required to return illicit confiscations to the Headmaster. I'm sure if you explain just how very, very badly you need them, he'll be happy to give them to you.