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[Edward is a snotty-sounding British exchange type. Who is, yes, wearing a suit to summer camp.]

Why have I got to put up with the lake and nature walks when I could be learning history! I should be paying attention to my education!

This is all such a waste of time!

[grumbles:] And I only want to take archery lessons if I have the option to

Comments

swing, I'm gonna say, is a schoolmate who gets sent here all the time. so they... know each other.

[pleasesmirk]

Edward! You made it!

I really hope you brought books. I've got a few here and there, but not many of them are history books.

I think if you shot the teacher you'd get sent home in a police car, Edward.

that works!

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Of course I made it, silly! And I've brought lots of books! I'm learning about King George III right now. It's really interesting!

... Not if I did it sneakily.

Re: that works!

[pleasesmirk]

Oh, good! Can I borrow some, I've done all that maths homework we got over the summer.

How is George III interesting? He's just a dusty old king.

Edward. You just told everyone you were thinking of doing it. That's not sneaky.

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Not if you're just going to make fun of King George III! He fought the American Revolution and everything! He's much better than stupid old maths!

Exactly. Now that I've told everyone I'm going to do it, they'll think it's too obvious and they won't suspect me!

[doctor_j_crane]

I hate the nature walks. I tried to pretend to be sick at my last camp, but it didn't work, so I had to stab myself in the arm with a fork.

[nodeedtoobase]

Why would you stab yourself with a fork? That doesn't make any sense! Just hide when they come get you.

[doctor_j_crane]

Yeah, but I got to go and get it all antisepticed, and then they didn't ask me to do it again. It was a great plan.

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But your hand would hurt!

[you_run_i_chase]

Wow. Great.

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Learning history is great!

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The activities are dumb. I'd much rather be at school than here.

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I like the library. But having teachers to tell you things is good too.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Good boy.

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Thanks.

[veni_vidi_valui]

Think of it as not so much an option, but positively mandatory.

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What, studying?